MEN, if you're not:
-using visa gift cards to buy taquitos at 7-11
-playing video games that make you cry
-watching Return of the King quarterly
-replacing popular song lyrics with your dog's name
I DO NOT want you in my alpha circle.
If you get an I Voted sticker for voting early, you should be able to scan it on your TV and all political ads should be replaced by normal commercials
The most underrated and never talked about trauma when it comes to returning to the dating market is knowing there's a high likelihood I have to re-watch Game Of Thrones for the umpteenth time again one day.