Alice DiGiovanni

Some people call me a riddle wrapped in an Enigma. Think about it and then get back to me - take your time

[Alice DiGiovanni @Allrizzle]

There's nothing better in this world then when your 9 month old son gazes deep into your eyes...while pooping. #parenting #momlife #awesome

[Alice DiGiovanni @Allrizzle]

I guess Winter is not coming #blizzard2015 #GOT

[Alice DiGiovanni @Allrizzle]

Am I the only person who thinks elf on the shelf is a Chuckie incarnate? #creepedout #whoswithme? #anyone? #hello?

[Alice DiGiovanni @Allrizzle]

Why is it cool to be cold? #putajacketon #kids #winteriscoming

[Alice DiGiovanni @Allrizzle]

Just found a shrivelled up cheese string in my jacket pocket #thatswhatshesaid #momlife

[Alice DiGiovanni @Allrizzle]

That's right! I just doled out some sass...to a 5 yr old. #schoolyardbully #mamabear #righttoplay #parenting

[Alice DiGiovanni @Allrizzle]

A spokesperson worse than the Trivago guy #whatamiwatching #imterrified #TrivagoGuy #BuyNOW

[Alice DiGiovanni @Allrizzle]

You know you're on mat leave when your oldest child asks you if you got your hair cut, when actually you just washed it #mommylife #nightout

[Alice DiGiovanni @Allrizzle]

Playing chicken with strollers should be the new hunger games #livinglifeontheedge #iwin #mommyproblems

[Alice DiGiovanni @Allrizzle]

Best video yet. @jimmyfallon http://t.co/EGKfxofRMH via @ConanOBrien @LeoDiCaprio #ALSIceBucketChallenge

[Alice DiGiovanni @Allrizzle]

Watching someone eat an ice cream cone is probably one of the grossest things witnessed #weallscreamforicecream #CantUnseeIt

[Alice DiGiovanni @Allrizzle]

I just ate a whole package of bacon. Is my heart going to stop? #hungry #PregnancyProblems

[Alice DiGiovanni @Allrizzle]

@OreoCanada @TheRealTriscuit Digital Media 101-freq cap your prerolls! I've seen your spots over 20x in one show and its half done #annoyed

[Alice DiGiovanni @Allrizzle]

Thanks @SUBWAYCanada for making me try the new @Quiznos butter chicken sub by ignoring me so you can scrub a tray. #lunchmovement

[Alice DiGiovanni @Allrizzle]

@DarlingBrock first it was twitter, then Facebook and now Instagram. I think we're becoming better friends now that you're gone #bff

[Alice DiGiovanni @Allrizzle]

Handkerchiefs. The worst idea ever. That is all. #snotcity

[Alice DiGiovanni @Allrizzle]

@patrickfdelaney @McD_Canada If only @TOMayorFord was that useful. Besides I wouldn't want to be the one to distract him from his "work"...

[Alice DiGiovanni @Allrizzle]

@patrickfdelaney @McD_Canada Well now it's just a fish sandwich. Before the intent was to include lettuce and tomato. #keepup

[Alice DiGiovanni @Allrizzle]

@McD_Canada @FJohnsonrecruit thanks for your support on the Filet LT mishap. Maybe you can recruit some better talent for them

[Alice DiGiovanni @Allrizzle]

@patrickfdelaney @McD_Canada Its called broadening your horizons and trying everything once but that's clearly not going to happen now