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This week #AllstonMadness returns!
Spicing It Up With Some New Rules for the 2018 Tourney!
-128 (!!!) Competitors
- 4 Entrants Per Poll, Top 2 Advance
- Completely Random Drawing, Reseeds After Every Round
This won't be the last Allston institution that's shuttered. They're gonna turn this beautiful neighborhood into the goddamn Seaport if we don't stop them. https://t.co/S6AYjcfJMc
*stand up comic voice*
Folks, the only new Herb Chambers I wanna hear about in Allston are those marijuana dispensaries, am I right? This guy knows what I'm talking about. https://t.co/smXHFu8SVo
#AllstonMadness Round of 16!
To vote OBJECTIVELY in this match up I recommend you go out and get a BBQ breakfast from Deep Ellum, a falafel roll up from Garlic 'N Lemons, the white trash hash from Lulu's and some donuts from Twin Donuts (but do that early tommorow am).
#AllstonMadness Round of 16!
To vote OBJECTIVELY in this matchup I recommend you go out and get coffee and/or zucchini fries from Refuge, a Silhouette Gansett pitcher w/ free popcorn, The Green Muenster from Roxy's and some $2 late night burgers from The Ave
VOTE VOTE VOTE
#AllstonMadness Round of 16!
To vote OBJECTIVELY in this matchup I recommend you go out now and get Amelia's large nachos, a Breakfast Club red velvet milkshake, a terra chelada from Lone Star and as much whiskey as your heart desires from Hopewell.
TOP TWO ADVANCE!
#ALLSTONMADNESS Round of 16 is here!
If you would like to vote OBJECTIVELY in this matchup, I recommend you go out now and get an order of Harry's Memphis Wings, the biscuits and gravy from AD, Punjab's Saag Paneer (spicy) and a ticket to whatever is at Great Scott tonight
#AllstonMadness Round of 16!
To vote OBJECTIVELY in this matchup I recommend you go out and get coffee and/or zucchini fries from Refuge, a Silhouette Gansett pitcher w/ free popcorn, The Green Muenster from Roxy's and some $2 late night burgers from The Ave
VOTE VOTE VOTE
#AllstonMadness Round of 16!
To vote OBJECTIVELY in this match up I recommend you go out and get a BBQ breakfast from Deep Ellum, a falafel roll up from Garlic 'N Lemons, the white trash hash from Lulu's and some donuts from Twin Donuts (but do that early tommorow am).
#AllstonMadness Round of 16!
To vote OBJECTIVELY in this matchup I recommend you go out now and get Amelia's large nachos, a Breakfast Club red velvet milkshake, a terra chelada from Lone Star and as much whiskey as your heart desires from Hopewell.
TOP TWO ADVANCE!
#ALLSTONMADNESS Round of 16 is here!
If you would like to vote OBJECTIVELY in this matchup, I recommend you go out now and get an order of Harry's Memphis Wings, the biscuits and gravy from AD, Punjab's Saag Paneer (spicy) and a ticket to whatever is at Great Scott tonight