Jordan Allsworth

Financial salesman. Owner of a Saint Bernard. Cry daily over Arsenal. Currently setting up small business. 🤙🏻

[Jordan Allsworth @AllsworthJordan]

Bold prediction time. Xhaka will be Arsenals best player this season.

[Jordan Allsworth @AllsworthJordan]

Forzaaaa Juve!!

[Jordan Allsworth @AllsworthJordan]

Bradders bangers wins instagram.

[Jordan Allsworth @AllsworthJordan]

The first rule of Lamp lovers? Don’t talk about lamp lovers 🤫

[Jordan Allsworth @AllsworthJordan]

Wow 😳😳😳 after that second half I hope Roma win it now!

[Jordan Allsworth @AllsworthJordan]

This Barca game is phenomenal

[Jordan Allsworth @AllsworthJordan]

This ref has proper shafted City here

[Jordan Allsworth @AllsworthJordan]

I can’t decide if Leroy Sane is good or not 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Jordan Allsworth @AllsworthJordan]

Just been sent a Facebook friend request......We’ve all used an Instagram filter to make ourselves look abit better but that is quite some change! 😂

[Jordan Allsworth @AllsworthJordan]

I’ve been ID’d for a can of red bull today in Morrison’s. When did that become a thing? 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

[Jordan Allsworth @AllsworthJordan]

Thought the odds would have been higher than 4-1 on city to qualify.

[Jordan Allsworth @AllsworthJordan]

Was looking forward to seeing Arctic Monekys again but £70 + booking fee for a standing ticket is crazy. Was only £35 on their last tour. 😤😤😤

[Jordan Allsworth @AllsworthJordan]

Just about fed up of this food poisoning now. 😤

[Jordan Allsworth @AllsworthJordan]

@MENnewsdesk Lucky bastards.

[Jordan Allsworth @AllsworthJordan]

@LeGrove Nelson looks like another Iwobi. Headless chicken.

[Jordan Allsworth @AllsworthJordan]

When you have Iwobi as your playmaker you’re never gonna score are you?

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Iiiiiittttt's MATCHDAY 🔴

#AFCvSFC

[Jordan Allsworth @AllsworthJordan]

Controversial shout, but Dec is better on his own than a member of Ant and Dec.

[Jordan Allsworth @AllsworthJordan]

United second half is as good as Liverpool’s first half earlier in the week. Fair play to both.

[Jordan Allsworth @AllsworthJordan]

How is that not a penalty and red card?

[Jordan Allsworth @AllsworthJordan]

@dogtooths Yeah on the mend now - got her out just in time for the game 🤙🏻

[Jordan Allsworth @AllsworthJordan]

Only went out for a steak last night.... ended up with my Mrs being admitted to hospital. Not a happy guy today.