Ally Bauer

[Ally Bauer @AllyBauer]

I wouldn’t let people speak to my dogs the way that some of y’all allow your boyfriends to speak to you. Know your worth.

[sipp @backsippn]

#loveislandreunion

[Ally Bauer @AllyBauer]

@ShiTuliwas Great!

[Dewayne Perkins @DewaynePerkins]

So March we meet again you raggedy bitch.

[The Masters @TheMasters]

On the 25th anniversary of his first appearance, Tiger looks back at his most precious memories. #themasters

[Ally Bauer @AllyBauer]

@the_kid63 Omg so cute

[Glenn @Shenaniglenns]

Isaac Newton: finally i’ve figured out gravity

Dairy Queen employee: here’s ur blizzard [flips it]

Isaac: are you fucking k-

[Woez @Woezzz_]

Honestly the year the clowns tried to kill us was better

[Mike Evans @MikeEvans13_]

People like her are fucking disgusting

[Ally Bauer @AllyBauer]

I think eating cold hard boiled eggs as a snack is psychotic behavior

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

you know children are literally dying in actual cages right

[Stringer Bill @kNo_Mercy]

Georgia been looking real Florida-esque lately

[Ally Bauer @AllyBauer]

@the_kid63 @me next time

[Ally Bauer @AllyBauer]

I wish I was a terrible cook so I could lose weight during restaurants being closed but it turns out I like to get drunk and eat my own food just as much as I like getting drunk and eating out 🙄

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

finally, an expert has weighed in

[Ally Bauer @AllyBauer]

Are anyone else’s parents completely losing it? My mom tells me a new conspiracy theory that she heard about on some obscure podcast every time I talk to her and I am concerned.

[Ally Bauer @AllyBauer]

Spring break is going to kill us all