I knew all the words to Gretchen Wilsonβs βRedneck Womanβ before I recite my street address as a kid and thatβs probably why people donβt mess with me
For a minute I thought about how fun itβs gonna be to have a husband and kids to celebrate Fatherβs Day but then I thought about how Iβm sitting alone in my pool drinking nattyβs and it went away