Allyson Copeman

[John Fetterman @JohnFetterman]

Thank you, PA! 🥰

[Allyson Copeman @AllyCopeman]

Living so close to family is great until they text you "on my way" and you have exactly 43 seconds to pull yourself together and put on a bra

[Allyson Copeman @AllyCopeman]

Showing the kids the pretty stain glass windows at church
4 year old "are thos made of jello?"
2 year old "yeah I eat them"
#stuffkidssay

[Allyson Copeman @AllyCopeman]

@the_vic_mik I intered at Global Links in Carnegie. They take medical supplies and donate to countries in need. You may be able to look in to them!

[Susie Meister @susie_meister]

Live your life in such a way that if you die at 99 it’s still too soon. #BettyWhite

[Allyson Copeman @AllyCopeman]

@the_vic_mik And that the dangerous part of hitch hiking is more that the person picking you up is dangerous, and not the person needing the ride, but society spun it and made people believe the transients were the dangerous ones

[Allyson Copeman @AllyCopeman]

@the_vic_mik I actually listened to a podcast not too long ago and if I remember correctly the "don't hitchhike, it's dangerous" campaign came around when transportation businesses wanted consumers to spend their money on means on transport ie. Busses, new/used cars, trains

[Allyson Copeman @AllyCopeman]

Time to get spooky! @KarenKilgariff @GHardstark @StevenRayMorris @MyFavMurder

[Allyson Copeman @AllyCopeman]

One of the seven levels of hell is trying to explain computers to people 65+

[Allyson Copeman @AllyCopeman]

Philosophical things my niece says
2. Sometimes I forget I have 2 hands and can do 2 things at once

[Allyson Copeman @AllyCopeman]

Starting a list of the "philosophical" things my 3 year old niece says
1. It's not nice that we aren't birds

[Allyson Copeman @AllyCopeman]

@KaylaCiongoli @cnavig13 This proves that Chris is old! Miss yall!!!

[Pittsburgh Clothing Co. @PGHClothingCo]

out of towners trying to figure out what exit they need to take on the Fort Pitt Bridge

[Allyson Copeman @AllyCopeman]

@Matthew_Curcio Haha only 1 period in and you're back on the bum train

[Allyson Copeman @AllyCopeman]

How many times will my mother have to watch A Christmas Story before she doesn't gasp when Ralphie spills the car wheel nuts and the duck's head gets chopped off?? The answer is apparently more than 30 times

[Allyson Copeman @AllyCopeman]

@Matthew_Curcio Stay strong and stay awake haha

[𝐋𝐈𝐕 @livvcovarrubias]

THIS SPEAKS VOLUMES.

[Allyson Copeman @AllyCopeman]

@StevenRayMorris Mom found my dress furby costume from 20 years ago...it still fits!