Grinchyson

BS Biology, plant enthusiast. Interests include nature, hiking, baking, bad puns.

Don't follow me. I won't follow you.

[Grinchyson @AllyEmada]

I imagine as I tweet I'm whispering into my own obscure corner of the internet. You people who follow me are fucking with that narrative. <3

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@Donaldknottz @CoriBush That's what I was thinking too. 😢

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@snakeymama Love it! Thanks for the update!

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@cenkuygur : If you watch on a Samsung TV it really helps us.
Bro don't bury the lead! I'm leaving that stuff on TYT all day!

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@TheAuthorGuy Oh no! 😢 I loved his books since I was a teenager. At least I got to meet him once.

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@GinaGoesOutside That is horrible, I hope the puppy is ok. I always tell people to leash their dogs but also have to tell people with dogs on leashes not to let them get too close to people too! 40+ stitches in my arm and losing a CHUNK of muscle, I don't care if they're friendly!

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@uwtartarus So sorry! 😢

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@uwtartarus I'm so sorry Alex!! I really loved watching videos/seeing pictures of Gretchen. Wishing the best for you and Cait. 💔

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@acechhh I've still got my Yeti's from ten years ago. 🤷

[Christopher Moore @TheAuthorGuy]

Just got this from Gavin Newsome. Some pretty compelling facts.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Contrary to how McCarthy’s defenders are behaving, men failing up is not a Constitutionally protected right.

The man made risky decisions and faced the natural consequences of them. I am not his mom, and my job is not to put pool noodles around hard corners for Republicans.

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@TheAuthorGuy Thank you, I keep trying to tell my boyfriend this!

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The exquisite irony of my doctor telling me I'm slightly allergic to hydrocortisone...

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@ksdknews I don't even have kids but this is what I like seeing my tax dollars going towards.

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My sister: Now that you've moved out we can eat pork!
Me: Now that I've moved out I can eat vegetables.

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Me: Has always struggled with being overweight.
My mom, who raised us on cereal, ramen, Hamburger Helper, and rice and beans, who has also discovered a latent perpetual dieting phase: Just stop eating carbs.

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@AnaKasparian The only way I can see "birthing person" applying is if someone is pregnant or actively giving birth and you're not sure what to call them, that's fair. But yeah if someone is calling Ana a "birthing person" that is reducing her to her reproductive organs and is an insult.

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@AnaKasparian I don't get the outrage over calling oneself a woman. I'm a woman, but I'm not giving birth. Ever. If someone referred to me as a "birthing person" I'd have a problem with it, but it's never happened. I get you Ana. So much drama, let people call themselves what they want.

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

The best way to avoid back pain is hahahah listen if we knew how to fix that we'd be sleeping on beds of money on a private island made of money, good luck out there

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Than once (seems like a waste, but okay...) So be warned your pharmacist sister may yell at you but overall it's been a great experience. Some sparkly rainbows and a lot of eye drops and I can SEE!

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I had LASIK performed and already my life has changed! No more stumbling around half blind when I didn't feel like wearing my glasses, I can just SEE. It's nuts. Sister yells at me a lot about taking my drops and I didn't know I wasn't supposed to use the same drop container more