Alice Jenkins

[Alice Jenkins @AllyJenkins1]

@Ryanair if I have two surnames, do I need both on my boarding pass? It only let me type in one when booking my flight!!!

[Alice Jenkins @AllyJenkins1]

@SuperstoreNQ do you have Parklife Saturday day tickets left??

[Alice Jenkins @AllyJenkins1]

@debbienkechi well one did nearly fall on our head when we were there remember #traumatic

[Alice Jenkins @AllyJenkins1]

@anyanovaa your text to me didn't come through properly and this is now my only means of contact with you #boohoo

[Alice Jenkins @AllyJenkins1]

just took a bite out of a nectarine, realised it was underripe, and put it back in the fruit bowl. I think this makes me a bad person

[Alice Jenkins @AllyJenkins1]

@anyanovaa hahaha anya you make me LAUGH

[Alice Jenkins @AllyJenkins1]

@debbienkechi can we please go shopping at some point though?!

[Parklife 🪩 @Parklifefest]

Foals closing our Sunday Main Stage with an epic live set!

@foals / #parklife2014 /

[Alice Jenkins @AllyJenkins1]

was innocently walking to the bus stop and my scalpel cut through my bag and jabbed me in the arse #goodmorning #safetyfirst

[Alice Jenkins @AllyJenkins1]

the one sat to me at the moment looks like Gary from Coronation Street and it's very distracting

[Alice Jenkins @AllyJenkins1]

it sounds like i'm being paranoid but ginger people keep sitting next to be in the library

[Alice Jenkins @AllyJenkins1]

if CAD freezes ONE more time i'm throwing my laptop off the 8th floor of this shitty building

[Alice Jenkins @AllyJenkins1]

severe lack of sleep and ASOS 25% off could result in some seriously questionable outfits #edgy

[Alice Jenkins @AllyJenkins1]

@darbyos such a par! hope you and bef are having a lovely easter weekend hehe

[Alice Jenkins @AllyJenkins1]

@darbyos she's such an ungrateful little shit, bet he wished he hadn't bothered

[Alice Jenkins @AllyJenkins1]

@EllaMayRackham hahaha i always look at this when i'm on the bus!

[Alice Jenkins @AllyJenkins1]

not ideal when your laptop starts whirring in the library and your Tracy Beaker Series 1 DVD pops out of the disk drive #awks #socialsuicide

[Alice Jenkins @AllyJenkins1]

@anyanovaa hahaha this is great! you strong independent woman you

[Alice Jenkins @AllyJenkins1]

@BombayBicycle were so good last night at Albert Hall #bestnight #bestband #bestvenue

[Alice Jenkins @AllyJenkins1]

why are 80% of the tables in the Learning Commons made for dwarves #sortitout #backache