Ally Pally

Better at swimming than growing vegetables.

[Ally Pally @AllyK]

#MischiefMovieNightIn every time the director pauses, one character has to reboot when they restart.

[Ally Pally @AllyK]

#MischiefMovieNightIn character has been hypnotised and removes an item of clothing whenever he hears the word tortoise

[Troy Hunt @troyhunt]

I’d like to say a big “thank you” to @realDonaldTrump for providing me with material that’s going to feature in many, many presentations for years to come 🤣

[Ally Pally @AllyK]

@k8em0 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼

[Ally Pally @AllyK]

@LisaForteUK WTAF?

"Don't be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people have is when they take a bite out of you." Zig Ziglar

[Ally Pally @AllyK]

@Pixieliss1 So sorry - sending you lots of love x

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Stay Elite
(Location: Kentish Town, London)

[ment @mentnelson]

The whole country needs to stop right now and listen to Killer Mike. He’s verbalizing what a lot of us don’t know how to express

[Ally Pally @AllyK]

@Pixieliss1 How are you doing? How’s your Dad? x

[Ally Pally @AllyK]

@Pixieliss1 No words. Just hugs xxx

[Ally Pally @AllyK]

@Pixieliss1 Lots of love hon 💓

[Ally Pally @AllyK]

@Pixieliss1 😢

[Ally Pally @AllyK]

@EilishJamieson WTAF!!!?!

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Big day ahead for @Nigel_Farage and his new Brexit Party as he launches his European election campaign. Shame he forgot to register the website. https://t.co/cP6UlkdOMe

[Eddie Izzard @eddieizzard]

Classic. Need we say more? (And before you ask, we're out of cake.) Catch Eddie on his Wunderbar World Tour! Tickets at: https://t.co/vMgf9b9mKx - The Beekeepers

[James Corden @JKCorden]

Oh my god. This is just sensational. Please watch and retweet.

[António Guterres @antonioguterres]

I congratulate Donna Strickland, the first woman in more than 50 years to win the @NobelPrize for physics, and Frances Arnold, the fifth woman to receive the award in Chemistry. Having role models is critical for the next generation of female scientists.

[Pearl Jam @PearlJam]

Attention London: Tonight’s show at The O2 has been postponed. Rescheduled date is TBD. Our biggest apologies and thank you for your understanding. #PJLIVE2018

[Ally Pally @AllyK]

@platon refreshing and inspirational talk #powerfulportraits thank you!