AllyBells

30. I like cats, coffee, and cognitive-linguistic development.

[emma lord @dilemmalord]

sometimes i'm like "what is wrong with millennial women" and then i remember how in the early 2000s special k tried to wipe us all out by telling us to replace breakfast and lunch with a cup of cereal and a splash of skim milk

[ally @mymelancholiaah]

taylor and i are the same person i too have never ever gotten over anything that has ever happened to me

[chrissy @chrissychlapp]

i like to wear my sunglasses as a headband it’s who i am

[With A Martyr Complex (5 Ruins Excavated) @MartyrWith]

In the age of cell phones, the area code has become the ancestral clan name or heraldry. It is a marker of old stories, loyalties, a statement that says "there was a land I came from but am there no longer"

[trash jones @jzux]

the world: heat waves, civil unrest, global pandemic, recession, housing crisis, gun violence

my mom: when will you give me grandchildren

[shelby wolstein @ShelbyWolstein]

i dont simply go through airport security. i have a goal. i want everyone in line to be blown away by my efficiency. i want to be celebrated as i push my belongings across the table. i want TSA to offer me a job (i’ll decline). i want people talking about me at their gate. glory.

[vitoria 🌊🪞 @lil_miss_books]

Okay, but why does the world always have to be ending? Can’t a fairy have a midlife crisis? A vampire try to find a one night stand from decades ago? A shapeshifter use their abilities to infiltrate a rival college’s debate team? Why can’t THAT be how we meet new worlds?

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“Nobody wants to work anymore” personally I have never wanted to work

[Ali B @wtflanksteak]

Disney/Pixar movies now are like "The women in your family are complex, imperfect and people who carry the trauma, hopes, and dreams of your female ancestors.....and their husbands are just some guys."

[emma lord @dilemmalord]

"romance novels are all so predictable" OF COURSE THEY ARE i go to starbucks and make the same order every time because i want to CONSUME THE THING THAT I LOVE over and over dear god let us LIVE

[𝐼𝑠𝑎𝑏𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑎 🍓 @izymedinaa]

receiving flowers is such an unmatched feeling

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

my dog sighs a lot for somebody who doesn’t contribute to this house or know what a government is

[Adam Kay @amateuradam]

A quick thread on in the importance of being careful what data you share - even if you're the Queen. Today, Her Maj tweeted this lovely picture, gor bless er, etc. You might think that the contents of the red box would be official business. And you'd be right. 1/6

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

it's been a long week and maybe you need to see some flower cows

[Ryan @its_RyanFTW]

that first week of animal crossing new horizons was something special. i would pay a large sum of money to re-experience it again.

[Sharjil Rasool @sharjilrasool]

dolly parton funding new masks called worKN95