Ally Mills

Literary potato

[Ally Mills @AllyMills101]

Not me flying 9,000km and making my friends go out of the way for a stop in @Waterstones 🤷‍♀️

[Ally Mills @AllyMills101]

Our puppy has discovered her love of digging, and that means I get to listen to my fiancé whisper “we are not gophers, we do not dig” on repeat.

[Ally Mills @AllyMills101]

Is this year over yet? Because I don’t think I can take another fucking second of it.

[Ally Mills @AllyMills101]

@EmilyfitzEmily @lolennui LOL FACTS

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Is this some kind of sick joke?

[Ally Mills @AllyMills101]

As if I needed #Exoprimal to come and stomp on my life even more than 2022 already has 🙄

[Ally Mills @AllyMills101]

Shit my fiancé says #001 “Think of how awesome it would be to cruise down the 401 with a Booster Juice in one hand and Taco Bell in the other”

[Ally Mills @AllyMills101]

I just had an 8 year old tell me that she “only only has 20% of [her] imagination left - [she] lost it in the void of getting older” and ouch.

[Ally Mills @AllyMills101]

I put my favourite fountain pen through the wash and now not only is it out of ink but my laundry is now speckled with ink splots… How’s your day going?

[Ally Mills @AllyMills101]

Really vibing with “how can a person know everything at 18 and nothing at 22” (except make it 25) (Ally’s Version)

[Ally Mills @AllyMills101]

I’m marrying a man who just said the sentence “it is very hard to write your initials in mashed potatoes”

[Ally Mills @AllyMills101]

@chrissyteigen @EmilyfitzEmily this happen to you?

[Ally Mills @AllyMills101]

Wow. @FreeGuyMovie really went there.

[Ally Mills @AllyMills101]

@Brittany4545454 Nothing worse than what you’ve got

[Ally Mills @AllyMills101]

Can someone please diagnose me because I can’t figure out how I can compartmentalize all of real-world problems but still spend hours agonizing over what I’m going to spend my monthly audible credit on 🤷‍♀️

[Ally Mills @AllyMills101]

@EmilyfitzEmily Ew

[Ally Mills @AllyMills101]

@Brittany4545454 So considerate ❤️😂

[Ally Mills @AllyMills101]

@Brittany4545454 I need two years to be able to afford your bachelorette 😂

[Ally Mills @AllyMills101]

While I understand it’s not actually a crime against my person when my upstairs neighbours decide to vacuum at 9am on a Saturday but like … is it though?

[Ally Mills @AllyMills101]

@EmilyfitzEmily You in need of a midnight pregnancy test?