Ally

everyone is too loud

[Ally @AllyPanis]

This is how close I am to losing it:

[James @CaucasianJames]

i might use 3 in 1 body wash but i could also use 3 in 1 different ways to love u. i don’t think that made any sense but like damn what are u up to tonight

[Ally @AllyPanis]

@CaucasianJames @B_Lyons88

[Chrish @mistachrish]

Don’t trust people who just regularly drink cows milk

[The Office on Peacock @theofficetv]

The Dundie Heard 'Round The World (2008).

[Ally @AllyPanis]

@CaucasianJames @natalieroody

[Zachary Piona @Zachpiona]

Daylight savings has dudes sending “you up?” texts at 6:45 pm

[Ally @AllyPanis]

@ccdobesh Imagine if she said yes hahahaha

[Ally @AllyPanis]

@__alliecattt Yesss it was so terrible 🤦‍♀️

[Ally @AllyPanis]

@__alliecattt Yes Allie you’re not alone 😭

[kathleen barber @katelizabee]

Every email I ever send: Hello! I am extremely excited to be corresponding with you! You can tell by the number of exclamation points I use! Here is one sentence with a period so that I don’t come across as manic. Thanks!

[James @CaucasianJames]

wake up. send her duck face selfie. head out the door. tuesday i’m ready for u

[James @CaucasianJames]

cashier: how are u today

me, checking out with gatorade and tylenol extra strength: good

[teddy v 🪩 @teddyvalenzuela]

Imagine getting jumped by a group of bed bath & beyond employees and then you hear one of them say “take him to the beyond section”