Allyson MacLeod

Bubbly & sassy EMT…turned pediatric anesthesia tech, turned nursing student.

[Allyson MacLeod @AllyRoseMacLeod]

has someone ever made u so freakin happy that u feel like ur heart explodes and u melt all at the same time when u look at them bc same

[Kaye Foley @KayeFoley]

My toxic trait: Hmm, let me see if this food that normally hurts my stomach hurts my stomach TODAY.

[Sterling C. Torian @sterlingtorian]

To the resident who ended the phone call about a drug dosing question with “Ok love you bye” and immediately messaged me sorry in embarrassment — I hope you know that you absolutely made my day, I cannot stop laughing about it, & I understand your sleep deprivation #residency

[chaRmiNg 🪄 @aox4nopmh]

actual nurses: help
y’all: “just scan your meds and don’t override and never work short staffed and never take an unsafe assignment and always triple check everything and be in 5 places at once! it’s simple! she is a criminal. if you can’t handle it don’t be a nurse ☺️”

[RK Thompson @ProfeRach]

Today, one of our school board members made the decision to post this on her social media page. A short thread.

[Robin McGee @TCOrobin]

My recent MRI shows that my cancer grew by 45% during the months my treatment was delayed by COVID19-related resource deficits. Respectfully asking all #antivaxxers and #antimaskers not to troll me over this sad outcome.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Why the hell is it “if you can’t pay rent, buy fewer lattes” and not “if you can’t pay your employees a living wage, buy fewer yachts”?

[DocBLaw @DocBLaw]

Pro tip from a now "seasoned" ED doc (as I keep being called):
If an older man checks in wearing overalls, just know they're probably sick as fuck and you should be terrified as a provider.

[Doctor Fingerguns @docfingerguns]

Pediatrics is the best lmao

Me *calls pharmacy*: hey what nebulizer brands do y’all have in stock

Pharm: fire truck and Sammy the seal

Me: those are the brands?

Pharm: yes

Me: okayyyyyyy

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

the Patriots just tweeted out a video of their first touchdown of the playoffs, then deleted it and tweeted out a shorter version that cuts off before their players notice that there's a dildo on the field

[The Game @thegame]

If you break someone’s heart & they still wish you the best, you’ve probably just lost the greatest thing for you.

[Karen Friedman MD MS @KarenFriedman9]

We all just need to continue to remember this

[Dr. Jean Moorjani, MD @JeanMoorjani]

Good morning to everyone except people who immediately ask “well do they have pre-existing medical conditions” when we talk about kids who become severely ill or die from #COVID19. I don’t know who hurt you, but children with medical conditions deserve to live too

[Ben Schwartz @rejectedjokes]

May all your 2022 dreams come true… even if you have to fake your own death and move to Tajikistan to make it happen.

[Emma Humphrey @MedFitBlondie]

The CDC now recommends sharing the AED pads with your patient, one for them and one for you

[RNSuperHero @RNSuperHero]

The @CDCgov now recommends healthcare workers just do a line of coke since coffee breaks cut into patient care time

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

Refresher on cardiac electrophysiology