Allison Supko

Equal parts flirty & nerdy. Dash of glitter. Sprinkle of wit. Shake(s) well. Serve on ice, ice baby.

[Allison Supko @AllySup]

My friends: be ready at 7pm

Me, in the bathroom, at 6:55pm:

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

.@TheCUTCH22 is FEELING this rendition of “Oh Happy Day” on Jackie Robinson Day. 👏

#Jackie42

[Allison Supko @AllySup]

@sad_oat ariana what are you doing here

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let New York shake her ass a little, it's the weekend!

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@shan_pow I am talking about it

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@shan_pow bathroom eyes goin' crazy

[Allison Supko @AllySup]

Things that are only for girls: feet. Men shouldn't have feet. Where are you going?

[Allison Supko @AllySup]

@NickkieeeT don't worry, i'm all bark and no bite!

[Allison Supko @AllySup]

gonna release all of my drafts and then delete this app in a blaze of glory

[Allison Supko @AllySup]

all of these people at the baggage claim and none know i'm listening to greased lightning

[Allison Supko @AllySup]

I don't really know any morgan wallen songs and, according to the men of nashville, that is apparently the worst thing I could do

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@MTNDEWGaming #stop

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@sad_oat I literally cannot wait to use this quote against you

[Allison Supko @AllySup]

I just love having a little fun thing to obsess over

[Allison Supko @AllySup]

next year we are not gonna make the "football game at the rihanna concert" joke. we are gonna agree on a different joke.

[Allison Supko @AllySup]

it is my right, as a millennial, to think about that guy who played Neville Longbottom sometimes

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I love alix earle so much unfortunately

[Allison Supko @AllySup]

Not a tummy ache girly or a headache girly but a weird mysterious third thing

[Allison Supko @AllySup]

you mean to tell me that a carabiner is a clip? and not a coffee shop??

[Allison Supko @AllySup]

Update: I'm gonna venmo them each a dollar 🥇🏆☝🏼

[Allison Supko @AllySup]

I took my fantasy football team to the championship game, please alert my old gym teachers and ex-boyfriends.

[Allison Supko @AllySup]

love when my açaí bowl melts a little and I get to the fruit soup

[Allison Supko @AllySup]

something like fantasy football seems totally trivial right now. praying for @HamlinIsland. what a terrifying thing to witness during MNF.