Ally Olfson

90% Intrepid
10% FOMO

[Ally Olfson @AllyTrees]

The scent of salicylic/benzoic acid will always bring middle school flashbacks

[Ally Olfson @AllyTrees]

Person: Why is Kim Kardashian so famous? She lacks skill and talent.

Same person: *voted for Trump*

[Ally Olfson @AllyTrees]

Soup-hating-early-bird-teen-self: You're getting old when you start enjoying soup & sleeping in

Me today: slept in & made soup for the day

[Sam Escobar @myhairisblue]

@amberdiscko hell yeah

[Ally Olfson @AllyTrees]

Chocolate mint tea gives me feelings!

[Ally Olfson @AllyTrees]

Headache coming through.

[Ally Olfson @AllyTrees]

I both admire and hate people who can eat steamed vegetables every meal. #GoalsButNotReally #SauteForMe

[Ally Olfson @AllyTrees]

My @Keurig doesn't take the time to "Preheat" water for the first cup of the day, yet makes an effort to do so for the second?

[Ally Olfson @AllyTrees]

I earned a badge for listening to an audiobook all weekend. Oops, I guess now you know why I skipped on brunch. ...: https://t.co/ZGVDsdy1k7

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

Trump speaks like he's trying to add words to make an essay longer

[Ally Olfson @AllyTrees]

SOCIAL MEDIA
Teens: follows bands and famous people
20's: follows famous people and products
25+: follows products and services

[Ally Olfson @AllyTrees]

My mom bought a Hybrid a month ago and she had to put 30$ of gas in it today, for the first time! Congrats momma!

[Ally Olfson @AllyTrees]

What's the point of gorgeous weather if the day is only three hours long?!! #PmsRage

[Ally Olfson @AllyTrees]

The jalapeño of my eye

[Ally Olfson @AllyTrees]

At my mother-in-law's, eating a shit ton of pizza slices by myself. Showcasing one of my many talents. #marriedyoursonfiveyearsago #bouttime

[Ally Olfson @AllyTrees]

Have I mentioned Cheetos will be the death of me? #indulging #ulcers

[Ally Olfson @AllyTrees]

If you get a notice from Twitter saying I got a new account, I didn't. No need to follow.

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

The world right now is like when you'd get bored with your Sim City and just use all the disaster options at once

[Ally Olfson @AllyTrees]

The Bangles should have made their "fun day" on Tuesday or even Friday. Not Sunday -the day right before Manic Monday.