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Just trying to remember to drink water on a regular basis.

[Allysar @Allysar]

Obsessed.

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@UberEats please help me cancel my order without a charge. Been looking for a delivery person for over an hour with no end in sight.

[Allysar @Allysar]

I know He’s a God of miracles, so every night I pray my kids will let me sleep until 7am. Amen. Goodnight.

[Allysar @Allysar]

@mwmiller98 @dreweales We are OBSESSED. Season 2!

[Allysar @Allysar]

Do I have enough self control to not binge Schitt’s Creek with @dreweales out of town?

.............

NOPE.

[Allysar @Allysar]

Pumped.

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

It all began in 1969 on a street where colorful Muppets and humans lived -- and learned -- side by side. Today, 50 years later, we are excited to announce a yearlong anniversary celebration to mark the occasion! Learn more: https://t.co/jS0mdVAZC1 #ThisIsMyStreet

[Allysar @Allysar]

“I’d rather see a legit marching band right now.”—@jeccaface’s thoughts about the halftime show.

[Allysar @Allysar]

@mattyboy_90 😂😂😂

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I can’t wait for the weather to return back to Florida normal so I don’t have to listen to @dreweales WHIIIINNNNEEEEE every day.

[Allysar @Allysar]

@niahendricks_ 😂😂😂

[Allysar @Allysar]

You know you’re a parent when you crawl into bed already sad by how quickly morning will come. 😂

[Allysar @Allysar]

“I really need another royal wedding in my life.”—@harley_annie

[Allysar @Allysar]

It me.

[Allysar @Allysar]

@niahendricks_ I love this little girl.

[Allysar @Allysar]

If I’m dead tomorrow it’s because of this cute kid’s four-month regression. 🙃❗️🙃❗️🙃❗️🙃❗️

[Allysar @Allysar]

@coralbeanbb I wish I could do this with my husband and toddler 💀

[Allysar @Allysar]

*Finishes meal.*
*Immediately looks for a source of chocolate.*

[Allysar @Allysar]

@CortneyGurr OMG

[Allysar @Allysar]

One more sleep until @dreweales celebrate our anniversary at the @StubbornSeed—we've been dreaming of enjoying the Chef's Tasting Menu for months! I could cry I'm so excited.

[Allysar @Allysar]

@kateshepwrites LOL! I swore I did 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

[Allysar @Allysar]

I can’t believe how many people I just texted ❗️❗️❗️ 💩 🚨❗️❗️❗️. But for real. This is Ayda’s first in MONTHS and it’s been a journey filled with a lot of tears for me.