Allyson Trayah

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[Allyson Trayah @AllysonTrayah]

@britneyspears I’ve been working like a bitch, but still don’t have a Maserati or Bugatti. Please advise.

[Allyson Trayah @AllysonTrayah]

@Rdipz Agreed

[Allyson Trayah @AllysonTrayah]

Why do the @Topgolf bathrooms smell so good?

[Jeff Rake @jeff_rake]

I’m not giving up. Keep the faith.

#SaveManifest

[Mark Cuban @mcuban]

Josh, let me explain Capitalism to you. Sometimes people decide not to do business with you. It's their decision. You know the whole "No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service" thing ? In your case it happens to be "No Principles, No Honesty, No Book" thing. Feel free to Self-Publish

[Allyson Trayah @AllysonTrayah]

@F1abraham You’re an idiot

[BigSoftSweetBoy @BigSoftSweetBoy]

How @JoeBiden should have made his entrance tonight. #PresidentElectJoe

[Allyson Trayah @AllysonTrayah]

@realDonaldTrump You’re a joke

[Allyson Trayah @AllysonTrayah]

@united I sent

[Allyson Trayah @AllysonTrayah]

Another @united delay!!! Cheers to #5 of the year by February 14! This will be my last United booking. Up, up and away!!

[Allyson Trayah @AllysonTrayah]

@united 1050 out of EWR

[Allyson Trayah @AllysonTrayah]

Third flight with @united in 2019, and third flight delayed #POOR

[Allyson Trayah @AllysonTrayah]

I just got spit on while riding the @NYCTSubway. Is that lucky?

[Allyson Trayah @AllysonTrayah]

Better than chipping your teeth on a champagne bottle https://t.co/gb8wuPJMC1

[Tori Healey @torrihealey]

If you are ever feeling bad about yourself just know that I feel asleep in a meeting during my first business trip to France and my VP makes fun of me for it each and every day

[Allyson Trayah @AllysonTrayah]

How do we not have a jet lag pill developed yet?

[Allyson Trayah @AllysonTrayah]

@united An hour delayed and still not on the runway.👎🏼

[Allyson Trayah @AllysonTrayah]

3/3 with delayed flights on @united this week😡

[Allyson Trayah @AllysonTrayah]

@CatieVultaggio @united TOUCHÉ!!

[Allyson Trayah @AllysonTrayah]

@united 934

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

It's that anniversary again. This year, I apologise for killing someone who didn't die during the #BattleofHogwarts, but who laid down his life to save the people who'd win it. I refer, of course, to Dobby the house elf.