Alma Crimes

please date scotty

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F T B

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Update: I don’t understand the email because joes is open 💀

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Imagine wanting places to eat

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Imagine wanting places to eat

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If I see another person say monkeypox is spread by people in the LGTBQ community imma throw hands

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?????

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so that poet speaker guy at commencement was definitely blasted right? his speech had me dead

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The college rlly took away Carey/Bonbrights water privileges

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Apparently its a hot take to support a sovereign nation thats being invaded for simply existing

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“I support Ukraine” yeah okay lmao they are an extremely corrupt fucked up nation that we’ve been meddling with and contributing to the corruption. You’re not supporting good guys on either side of this lmao y’all just dumbasses that will do whatever your tv tells you to do -anon

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It tastes like Ţ̸̞̭͕̰̗͓̪̣̼͓̩̣͎͓̙͖̮̜̩̳̪͒̒͑͐̑̐̑̃͌h̸͖̠̦̮͙̞̤̙̽͑́́͠ê̴̤͈̪͔̻̩̙͉͔̩̥̪͕̝̝͈̗̗͕̑͑͑͐̃̈̅̾̐̆̌̎̆͘͝ ̸̧͉͙͓̞̙̯͛̊̓͑͂͂̃̍̇͂̆͗̈́͊̀̊̌̑̀̕̚͝V̷̧̼͔̞̘̥͚̲̠̣͔̳͕̺̻̟̝̦͇̪͌̈͆̈́̓̃̓͗ͅͅò̴̧̧̗̬̬̹̣̱̰̪͉̘̯̼̖̮͛̏̅̽̃͌̔̆̅̐̎͆́̐̊̂̈̑͘͝͝͠í̴̡̮͖͇̰͈̻͍͚̋̈́̊̊̔̊̋̌̉̀̐̅̓̄́̅͑̇̋͝͝͝d̸̨̛̰̹̘͉͙̟̩͉̞̼̲̟̥͍̬̯͇̭̺͍̼̩̫̼̭́́͂̐̾̔̊̈́̐̕̕͝

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@ScotScandals

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Speaking of war criminals let’s arrest the person who invented jorts

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The college:

“Hey, now chat everyone is back from traveling during spring break we’re probably lifting the mask mandate..

we’re also choosing Metz Dining btw ok bye.”

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@helloiamcaden i only want a joes dom

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Munch Money Black Market

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I I’d I I I’d I would I

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tell us why you should get into the Salty Spitoon

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What do you call it when you whip up a quick fix to a problem?

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6:21 PM

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Dipping cookies in milk? Me get it, but who has da time?

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What if someone put baby doll heads on Abernathy’s sprinklers so when they pop up it’s just a bunch of baby heads peeking out of his yard