Alma

[Alma @Alma_Mercedes]

@3milywilley Whaaaat!?!

[Alma @Alma_Mercedes]

Please teach your sons not to stare.

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Don’t trust the baristas to put on the lids to your coffee! Fasten that shit yourself 😭

[Alma @Alma_Mercedes]

Went to the store to get bananas, got home with champagne, orange juice, and cheese. 🙃

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I’ve learned that people who work in corporate are a bunch of assholes to their peers and should work customer service jobs to gain some communication skills.

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Them “need caffeine” headaches are the worst!

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@GordonRamsay would this pass as medium well?

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In desperate need of coffee 💀

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I’ve become that person that cancels plans to hangout with my dog.

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Anyone know of spots that have lobster rolls??

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Looks like all @Starbucks cafes are out of white chocolate 🤨

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@3milywilley It’s a hard decision. Will it save me time or waste my time? Will it save me money or will I still buy expensive coffee every other day…

[Alma @Alma_Mercedes]

To buy a Nespresso or to keep buying coffee 🤔

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If you’re still unemployed, or just want a different job, lmk. I might know someone who’s hiring.

[Alma @Alma_Mercedes]

Adele really teasing with that album…

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@ Nike retail employees…. 😒

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@biancadelgado15 They started to itch like 20min after I did that. Nothing happened lol

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My mom told me to rub a lime on some bug bites. In the process I asked how it’s supposed to help... she had no idea. Just so y’all know, it doesn’t help anything.

[Alma @Alma_Mercedes]

@natashabrianne She’s a character dude. The age is getting to her lol

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@SteveO025 You’re everywhere! Good for you though. You have fun as well.

[Alma @Alma_Mercedes]

Y’all need to get your shit together. Get vaccinated, wear a mask, or stay home! I have flights booked and y’all better not fuck this up for me.