Christina S.omething

subluxated hedge-crone. weird and clumsy aunt equivalent who talks to squirrels in cemeteries.
nonsense savvy
she/her/they/sir
#EDS #hEDS

[Christina S.omething @Almahart]

Yes, this will do nicely.
Thank you, Ivy.
#CatsJudgingTheSupremeCourt

[Christina S.omething @Almahart]

@DisabledDoctor Wet hair is reality.
It's July temps (90s+), with 90-100% humidity for the last week where I am. I have short-ish, baby fine hair, but a lot of it.
I'm 47, patial hyterectomied, and early menopausal.
I expect my hair to be wet between now thru Oct 2031+
Not a personal failure

[Christina S.omething @Almahart]

@BruceShark5 Thank you for saying it!
Not a day goes by in my actual life that I don't suggest to someone to check out Caitlin's channel or The Order.
I understand that fear of death is a research barrier for many, but predatory mortuaries count on that! They perpetuate it.

[Christina S.omething @Almahart]

@mrfishtopher Inherited a cat I did not like.
Ivy didn't like me either.
Never did.
She was a one person cat.
A former feral baby with abandonment issues, we gave her the grand title- Phlebotomy Cat, for her aptitude at drawing blood.
1st pic- every day for 2 years
2nd- all the remaining 💕

[Christina S.omething @Almahart]

The exact moment I became a born again stoner.
#StonerThoughts #420day

[Christina S.omething @Almahart]

In NJ.
Was gifted an edible tonight.
This shit is so sophisticated now it came with a nutritional chart. My 90s ditch weed ass is beside herself...like maybe literally beside ourselves.
On the couch next to us all.
All of us cozy.
Yes.
Purple? Cartoons. Mmmhmm.

[Christina S.omething @Almahart]

@hellolanemoore I wish, when booking flights, there were options to be seated in proximity to passengers with animals.
Said as a parent who has flown with my own young kids.
Shit, I'd love a middle seat with a doggie on one side, and a baby on the other.
Flights are boring AF. I want a moment!

[Christina S.omething @Almahart]

Explosive diarrhea.
I tell any new co-workers that if they need to call out- Explosive Diarrhea™ is the EZ-Pass to no more questions

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

You call your boss in the morning to call in sick, and they start playing doctor by asking for a detailed diagnosis. How do you respond to make them regret ever asking?

[Christina S.omething @Almahart]

I have an ex who became an ex in large part because she liked to "organize" my (small out of the way), yet essential stuff. When she organized my medicine cabinet with my actual essential meds because "this makes MUCH more sense", that was it.

[René Brooks | Black Girl, Lost Keys @blkgirllostkeys]

Neurotypicals be like: “I organized your kitchen for you! It works SO MUCH BETTER NOW, aren’t you grateful?!?!?”

Us, surveying the damage, knowing it will take us weeks to put shit back in a way that makes sense for us: …uh, yes. Yes, of course thank you.

Them: WELL YOU DON’T SEEM GRATEFUL!

Us: 😒😒😒😒

[Christina S.omething @Almahart]

@MarySal27174923 @RealLyndaCarter @Thecorsairswife This is such weird bait, I'm kind of impressed.
I'm gonna take it.
You. YOU, are disappointed in Wonder Woman?!
Well, Mare, I don't know jack, but I'm pretty sure Lynda is able to sleep tonight with the knowledge that she is disappointing a transphobic vulture.

[Christina S.omething @Almahart]

The lines showed up soooo fast, it felt like the tests were my 6th grade bullies, and were excited to tell me just so they could watch me cry.

[Christina S.omething @Almahart]

Cool shit that sometimes happens when you are a grown person who was born on xmas into a lapsed catholic family
1. Umm...
2. Define "cool shit"
3. Thanksgiving Part 2 + cake
4. Sometimes you find out 3 nuns took you, alone, to a chapel the night you were born because 1975

[Christina S.omething @Almahart]

So today is also my birthday. Family wanted cake. I did not. I never do. Insisted, and I agreed on the condition I could decorate.
Was supposed to be a pretty/petty cursive "Happy Birthday, Jesus Christ!"
Um, but the icing tubes went rogue, and well...i like this better?

[Christina S.omething @Almahart]

Watching HBO because it's free this weekend.
Binged House of Dragons all day.
On the season 1 finale rn, and all I can think about is what a shit job it must've been to be in charge of dragon husbandry.

[Christina S.omething @Almahart]

Happy Thanksgiving!
Yeah, it's going fantast-...
What?
Why is my weed pen in a bag of rice?
Oh, it's the silliest thing really. In between white knuckled hits, I accidentally dropped it in glass of wine I poured for my mom.
Butterfingers!
Soooo, anyways Happy Thanksgiving

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

Guess what??

[Christina S.omething @Almahart]

@lolacoaster @BrieHubble Absolutely stunning!
I literally found myself with my hand to my chest engaged in a small gasp.
Head to hem, Brie is gorgeous.
This entire shot is perfection.

[Christina S.omething @Almahart]

@StrayLiotta I think this may be my favorite journey to peek into on this weird app. I don't always interact, but I always find joy.
Thank you, Spots, Stray Fam, and the clowder.

[exciting!!excellent!!🇵🇸✨ @superexcitebike]

⚠️⚠️⚠️WARNING⚠️⚠️⚠️ DO *NOT* TRY TO ASTRAL PROJECT INTO NEW JERSEY I REPEAT DO *NOT* TRY TO ASTRAL PROJECT INTO NEW JERSEY

[tern @1goodtern]

I think:
a) there's a lot more Covid brain damage around than people realise
b) people don't know what brain damage looks like
c) it's cumulative

[Christina S.omething @Almahart]

@ellle_em Handsome anger whiskers deployed.
*kneels*
My Grace...