Alma Reyes

it's like whatever man...

[Alma Reyes @Almamatters33]

OMG!!! Did you see @taylorswift13 boyfriend’s brother on #WrestleMania Yesterday!?! 😬
#NFL #WWE #Swifties #Kelce

[Alma Reyes @Almamatters33]

@KTLA They have bioengineered eggs that are made with micro plastics 🤣

[Alma Reyes @Almamatters33]

Since we have aliens now, is it considered cultural appropriation if we get dressed like an alien for Halloween…Asking for a friend… 🎃

[Alma Reyes @Almamatters33]

@rainnwilson @billmaher No one that matters believes any of that shit @rainnwilson . At least we don’t. Keep your head up and don’t give those those sold out, cheap, trashy zeros an ounce of energy. They don’t deserve you.
Love,
Your Real Fans

[Alma Reyes @Almamatters33]

@GavinNewsom why was SB14 blocked? Who does it benefit? Should the citizens of California believe that you’re all for child/people trafficking? We demand an answer!!!!!!!!

[Alma Reyes @Almamatters33]

The most accurate representation of the USA worker today is the way that NBA player for the Nuggets, Nikola Jokić, feels about his job…
#champion #NBA #gifted

[Alma Reyes @Almamatters33]

@Wendys I don’t know who you put in charge of choosing your breakfast potatoes, but I’d like to shake their hand. #theyneedabonus #yummy #wendys #breakfast #delicious

[Alma Reyes @Almamatters33]

Add a splash of vanilla extract and cinnamon to your pancake or waffle batter for an enhanced breakfast experience… 😬 #breakfasttip #deliciousfood #easytip #yummy #savingbreakfastonetipatatime

[Alma Reyes @Almamatters33]

@blink182

[Alma Reyes @Almamatters33]

Dear Blink 182, You May have moved up in status, but your fans that supported you all those years haven’t. Have fun singing to a bunch of rich fucks… that’s real punk rock 🤘#punkrock #poppunk #blink182 #facist #sellouts #youkilledpunk

[Alma Reyes @Almamatters33]

Dear Blink 182, You May have moved up in status, but your fans that supported you all those years haven’t. Have fun singing to a bunch of rich fucks… that’s real punk rock 🤘#punkrock #poppunk #blink182 #facist #sellouts #youkilledpunk

[Alma Reyes @Almamatters33]

@lausd at what point do intend to let parents know what’s going on with this hack? When will you tell parents what information has been leaked!!!???! @ABC7 @Kelly4LASchools @LAUSDSup @LAUSD_Achieve

[Alma Reyes @Almamatters33]

Spent the afternoon with my family @montebellobarn_yardzoo … #makingmemories🖤 #familyfun @ Montebello Barnyard Zoo https://t.co/6Do2qRFJEN

[Alma Reyes @Almamatters33]

Slurping my soup = Mila asking me if I’m a vacuum… 🙃#kids

[Alma Reyes @Almamatters33]

Every time I invite someone to the MOT I ask, “wanna be sad for the day?” Everyone always says “no.” #TheMOT #sadface

[Alma Reyes @Almamatters33]

@iamcardib Your period probably… 🤣🤣🤣 that’s why I’m fucked up 😂😂😂

[Alma Reyes @Almamatters33]

Not me living 45 seconds in the past with this damn stream delay… good one @SpectrumSN #FoxSports

[Alma Reyes @Almamatters33]

@rainnwilson @Aerosmith That’s so fetch of you😂

[Alma Reyes @Almamatters33]

@itsJulieBowen bravo on #mixedtape on @netflix I loved it! We need more of you on our small screen!!

[Alma Reyes @Almamatters33]

@iamcardib Is it your period? 🤣🤣😂😂 That shit be sneaking up on me too sis…

[Alma Reyes @Almamatters33]

@rainnwilson I this isn’t the truest question ever asked…