A L M A S I💎

Greatness Awaits 💐

[KIRA 🤍 @Iamkrebkira]

I gotta marry a family oriented person that take holidays seriously. Easter, Christmas, Valentine, graduations, anniversaries etc, must all be celebrated fully in my household.

[Amke. @amukelani_02]

i need a hybrid job. going to the office everyday?☹️

[¶||ziizo✨ @ilovezizo_]

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[L @xl__ama]

Me ignoring you is me being nice

[A L M A S I💎 @Almasi_X]

@MagobholiM @NalediMOfficial Ewe! You’re upset and all of that but you also need the money 😭

[A L M A S I💎 @Almasi_X]

Jonas is from Bloem 😭
#ThePolygamist

[KAT @reallKAT]

that moment I’m about to make fun of somebody and the Holy Spirit says don’t do that

[Naledi M @NalediMOfficial]

Matipa threw the ring away when she could’ve pawned it? I mean I get it but girl 😭

[A🇿🇦 @aifheli_]

Having a married “boyfriend” and calling Jonas horrible on the internet? Cognitive dissonance you will always be famous 😭❤️

[toye! @iloveyoutoye]

Delivery prices are the final test to see if I really want to buy something.

[Ona 𐙚 @ona_nky]

God really snapped when he created funny people 😭💎.

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

My doctor saying “avoid stress” as if stress is a neighborhood I can stop driving through.

[The Weekdae🇿🇦 @TheWeekdaeZA]

Hai no guys, I’m going back to school. I’ll suffer for the next 6-7 years. This can’t be my life. I don’t want to be 40, earning peanuts and working like a slave.

[Mlil'Ovuthayo @Sithasomlilo]

"Ithini into yakho?" Is one of my favourite questions. Like, ithini?

[Bel @Bel22cute]

who tf forgets to text someone they’re genuinely interested in??????? NO ONE.

[Merkel🫧🩺 @merkelisart]

I hate that society has convinced me that replying to a text too fast makes me look obsessed. Like damn, I just happened to be holding my phone 😭

[♡ @astralbaes]

all a girl wants is to not have to ask

[marie @astou_jolie]

Babyyyy I can survive being single…….Being broke is where I draw the line😩😭😂

[KAT @reallKAT]

them: how did you come out of that difficult thing?

me: it’s Jesus

[khaleesi🧍🏽‍♀️ @shelovesore]

“you don’t owe your parents anything”

yeah maybe not you and yours, but i owe mine like mad, thanks