Al C McWilliam

Lots of stand up coming up in 2015. Less nursing as the year goes on. I endevour to remain a cynical twat.

[Al C McWilliam @Almcwill10]

Lizzie is a mental on three in a bed. I think she may need three in a hospital bed #sectionable #ThreeInABed #awful

[Al C McWilliam @Almcwill10]

@LadyLucyxx its all about the breakfasts. Her face makes chewing difficult. #ThreeInABed

[Al C McWilliam @Almcwill10]

A stag painted on the wall... #sellingpoint #ThreeInABed

[Al C McWilliam @Almcwill10]

Tonight I thought Toby had Maltesers in the bath. He totally hadn't. #PooPants

[Al C McWilliam @Almcwill10]

@jimsmallman a weird national infatuation with crap reggae surely ran her close?!

[Al C McWilliam @Almcwill10]

@TheCheish get the floats out and play the end of titanic

[Al C McWilliam @Almcwill10]

@TheCheish that would be so good! Haha #CheishMarketingGuru

[Al C McWilliam @Almcwill10]

Joe Hart has stopped this from being embarrassing. Great performance. #BarcavManCity

[Al C McWilliam @Almcwill10]

My name is David Koresh... Welcome to my Cult... Sorry B&B totally meant B&B #ThreeInABed

[Al C McWilliam @Almcwill10]

Less bed and breakfast and more tent and no breakfast. #ThreeInABed

[Al C McWilliam @Almcwill10]

Blonde lass and her manager on #ThreeInABed are a pain in the arse. #YouArentSpecial #HaveADayOff

[Al C McWilliam @Almcwill10]

Dirty footed, mother fucker! #NoShoes #FilthyFeet #ThreeInABed

[Al C McWilliam @Almcwill10]

Aaaaarrrgh I don't like my coat hangers and there may be traffic noise.. GET A GRIP. #fourinabed

[Al C McWilliam @Almcwill10]

This fat bloke on #CDWM is an utter rude prick #CDWM

[Al C McWilliam @Almcwill10]

Happy pretend you like the taste of Guinness day #StPatricksDay

[Al C McWilliam @Almcwill10]

Boycotting #dolceegabbana .... Sorry can't afford #dolceegabbana. Still they are utter bellends.

[Al C McWilliam @Almcwill10]

Noel Edmunds, lightening hair or darkening beard? #JustCantTell

[Al C McWilliam @Almcwill10]

@jongleursbrum tonight.... Shortly..... Soon.... #Comedy

[Al C McWilliam @Almcwill10]

Cloudy with a chance of being touched in your cell. #FredTheWeatherPervert #5Years #ShouldHaveGotLonger

[Al C McWilliam @Almcwill10]

@RussBland Billy Connolly built 3 of our primary schools... An ebola victim sponsors my son.