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37. JUST IN: XRP launches its first-ever ETF *XRPH11* on Brazil’s B3 stock exchange!
Managed by Hashdex and Genial Investimentos, this major milestone could drive serious investment and spark momentum for a U.S. XRP ETF.
36. RECENT: North Korean hackers created fake U.S. companies Blocknovas, Softglide, Angeloper Agency to spread crypto-stealing malware via fake job offers.
FBI has seized Blocknovas’ website.
31. 🚨 Big news: US banks can now freely offer Bitcoin services!
The Federal Reserve just removed barriers that forced banks to seek special approval first.
Your neighborhood bank can now sell you Bitcoin- if they refuse, find a better bank.
Bitcoin adoption is inevitable.
33. BREAKING: Apple to shift all iPhone assembly for the U.S. market from China to India as early as next year, per Financial Times.
Triggered by Trump’s trade war, Apple plans to source 60M+ phones from India by 2026- doubling current production.
End of an era for China’s dominance?
32. BOOM: Trump’s World Liberty Financial partners with Pakistan to push Bitcoin, stablecoins & DeFi adoption.
After high-level meetings with Pakistan’s PM, Army Chief & Finance Minister, full crypto legalization is on the way.
The dollar’s dominance is cracking, the new financial world is rising.
Trump criticizes a NYT propagandist and Obama for “giving up” Crimea- yet still suggests more sanctions because of alleged Russian strikes on “civilian targets.”
Reality:
• Russia hits military targets or dual-use infrastructure.
• If Russia aimed at civilians, Ukraine would see Gaza-level casualties daily.
• After 3+ years of war, civilian deaths are far lower than Western media claims.
Facts > Propaganda 💁♀️