The Real Son of a Shepard

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[The Real Son of a Shepard @AlmightyGodDad]

@c_daniels2495 I accidentally walked into the girls bathroom, slipped, woke up 6 hours late and left student teaching. Best day ever.

[The Real Son of a Shepard @AlmightyGodDad]

Me: “That sea urchin is super cool. Is that it’s eye or something?”
Coworker: “Oh, that’s it’s anus”

[The Real Son of a Shepard @AlmightyGodDad]

Well Hereditary was a complete bug out

[The Real Son of a Shepard @AlmightyGodDad]

Every time I watch a Marvel movie I realize how much I just don’t care about them.

[The Real Son of a Shepard @AlmightyGodDad]

@WhozYourPatty Same! I just felt pressure at each of the spots I got hit. Weird as hell.

[The Real Son of a Shepard @AlmightyGodDad]

@WhozYourPatty Yooooooo I’ve had a really similar dream. I still don’t understand how I still felt the wounds when I woke up.

[eye say us @isaiasbeards3]

When i die burry me where all the old people forget their passwords

[The Real Son of a Shepard @AlmightyGodDad]

@c_daniels2495 AYYYYYYYY

[The Real Son of a Shepard @AlmightyGodDad]

MRW I had a metronome on and a student asks me what song it was because he liked it.

[The Real Son of a Shepard @AlmightyGodDad]

My guy, the things you see here don’t point to the biblical end of time. This is an elementary school, chill.

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

News anchors looking into camera and reading a script handed down by a corporate overlord, words meant to obscure the truth not elucidate it, isn't journalism. It's propaganda. It's Orwellian. A slippery slope to how despots wrest power, silence dissent, and oppress the masses.

[The Real Son of a Shepard @AlmightyGodDad]

Here’s to full glasses and fat asses

[The Real Son of a Shepard @AlmightyGodDad]

@TheLifeofTheDon @KeroKeroppi64 @rickylxopez Death note! Lol

[The Real Son of a Shepard @AlmightyGodDad]

@TheLifeofTheDon @KeroKeroppi64 @rickylxopez That a joke question?😵

[The Real Son of a Shepard @AlmightyGodDad]

@c_daniels2495 ME

[The Real Son of a Shepard @AlmightyGodDad]

I like when people find out your Puerto Rican and then start to talk to you about tacos

[The Real Son of a Shepard @AlmightyGodDad]

@TheLifeofTheDon That’s what I heard at least

[The Real Son of a Shepard @AlmightyGodDad]

@TheLifeofTheDon Hospital had a someone threatening to kill someone apparently, so they also locked down the school just in case.

[The Real Son of a Shepard @AlmightyGodDad]

Want to sleep cause I’m exhausted. Don’t want to sleep cause tomorrow will start.

[The Real Son of a Shepard @AlmightyGodDad]

New York, the place where you can’t tell who is homeless and who is on the cutting edge of fashion.