Sloth D. Crossland

A lot of soccer tweets. Karnie loves me more than any of you.

[Sloth D. Crossland @AlmightySloth]

Hello Jett William!

[Sloth D. Crossland @AlmightySloth]

That’ll show em

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

The NBA has warned the Spurs' Victor Wembanyama for violating media access rules. Wembanyama bypassed media obligations after Game 5 on Tuesday night.

[Sloth D. Crossland @AlmightySloth]

How come the lakers aren’t circling around the refs? I thought that was a post game ritual or something.

[Sloth D. Crossland @AlmightySloth]

What about fighting each other?

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Álvaro Arbeloa: “Valverde and Tchouameni deserve for us to move on, to give them a chance to keep fighting for this club”.

“I'm very proud of them.”

[Sloth D. Crossland @AlmightySloth]

Still has his fastball I see

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

"Playoff Pee...that's P E E" Skip Bayless' nickname for Paul George

[Sloth D. Crossland @AlmightySloth]

Because his old bum ass should’ve went away 10 years ago. The star is gone he’s just a fat old dog that thinks like a puppy from time to time.

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

"LeBron has the worst whistle of any star player I've ever seen."

— JJ Redick

(h/t @ohnohedidnt24)

[Sloth D. Crossland @AlmightySloth]

Look at that discrepancy. Lakers just got no calls at all.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“They have a few guys that foul on every possession….

They're hard enough to play. You gotta be able to just call it if they foul and they do foul"

JJ Redick ready to take a fine after calling out how OKC is officiated

[Sloth D. Crossland @AlmightySloth]

Yes the very large market of OKC is getting games rigged for them against the tiny market of LA.

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

I've lost all respect sorry this is absolutely rigged for money... Or ratings im not sure which. I won't be silent . Just saw it live sry.

[Sloth D. Crossland @AlmightySloth]

This is pathetic. Little league mom mentality.

[Steve McGehee @SteveMcGehee]

Austin Reaves with words for the referee right after the buzzer.

[Jon Root @JonnyRoot_]

The Oklahoma City Thunder are a great team, built through draft capital/great trades, led by a MVP candidate, who are easily the most complete team in the NBA, BUT they will never receive the respect/love other dynasties have had because of their flopping

[Sloth D. Crossland @AlmightySloth]

My 4 year old found my old cd collection and is confused as to why it exist and how exactly it plays music. Am I officially old?

[Sloth D. Crossland @AlmightySloth]

You could hear the freedom ringing right off the bat

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

KYLE SCHWARBER HITS ONE OUT OF SIGHT

USA TAKES THE LEAD

[Sloth D. Crossland @AlmightySloth]

@allthingsmn Don’t worry we hate you too!

[Sloth D. Crossland @AlmightySloth]

Go fuck yourself! USA NUMBER 1

[HuffPost @HuffPost]

If waving the American flag or chanting “USA!” turns you off right now, you're not alone.  https://t.co/ndUODJtix4

[Sloth D. Crossland @AlmightySloth]

No it doesn’t. Suck it Canadian nerds

[Team Canada @TeamCanada]

Silver shines just as bright ❤️

[Sloth D. Crossland @AlmightySloth]

What a move! Build a statue of her!

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

MEGAN KELLER AMERICAN HERO

USA WINS THE GOLD

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[TMZ @TMZ]

😳 The Doomsday Clock hit another dreaded milestone, with scientists setting the clock just 85 seconds to midnight. https://t.co/sButyDSkgv

🎥: AP

[Sloth D. Crossland @AlmightySloth]

If you use loan cards in fc26 I automatically assume you’re a virgin

[Sloth D. Crossland @AlmightySloth]

If my tax dollars are going somewhere. Let it be to this.

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: The Department of Veterans Affairs wasted $1,079,366 in taxpayer funds on a study teaching teenage ferrets to binge drink alcohol, according to Senator Rand Paul.

[Sloth D. Crossland @AlmightySloth]

Anything to not drop the Epstein files.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Miami Heat guard Terry Rozier was arrested early Thursday morning as part of an FBI sports betting gambling probe, sources tell ESPN. The Eastern District of New York and FBI director Kash Patel will hold a press conference at 10 am ET to announce arrests from investigation.

[Sloth D. Crossland @AlmightySloth]

If this happened to regular folks they’d lock them up in a nursing home. Since he’s a politician he gets to vote on important future impacts.

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

83 year old Senator Mitch McConnell just tripped and fell while being asked about ICE