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I stay in the garage. Very important. Man, this is a confusing place to be.

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@champaigndilf @equine__dentist Illinoise is the one to start with. And yes, very much.

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@1thousandfaces_ Dude. These are now my favorite things on the internet. I am annoying my wife with them like it's my job.

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@JazzrazBets Genuinely gotta laugh at these. I like your work otherwise. 20 leggers dying on the lock is cosmically funny.

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@JazzrazBets

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@MemeDitka Huh. I had no idea. That would be a great surprise. I also have 5 on Ollie as a winner.

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NFL NUKE: FALCONS ✅

If Atlanta wins, I'll give $300 to somebody who LIKES & RETWEETS THIS. Comment your Venmo/PayPal ⬇️

I ran them straight & with the 100% Boost on Onyx, a book legal in most states. Onyx has a "$100 free" sign-up bonus too: https://t.co/xXjcKzNZoF ("ALEX" = my refer a friend code)

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@br_betting Josh Allen.

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@FBGreatMoments Everyone who didn't say Barry Sanders, correct yourselves.

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@ATRightMovies TWBB.

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@RandiWhite Aesop Rock is still putting beats to dissertations. And 3K has yet to misplace a single word.

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@falseroxy !!!! I'm so legitimately excited that there is another bread freak cat! This one always steals bread and puts it in different hoards around the house. I could put it in a cabinet, but she loves hunting bread too much.

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@USoftheAbsurd @SarahisCensored I would genuinely love to understand the distinction. She's this mean a simple disagreement with voting structure, or is it a signal to a greater opposition?

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@dinosaurs1969 Brother is for when shit is real. Big Dawg is a clear everyday winner.

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@durdfarm Dude, dig into the Gnostics. The church referenced here was in early days a real contender for the mainstream church. Traditional churches would warn travelers not to accidentally go to the wrong one. And the Demiurge is a fascinating thing. Religious history is the tits.

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@WorldWideWob I'm not really a Pacers fan, but in this series I was. When Hali's leg fell off, I turned the game and went upstairs. Tripped on my black cat, who was quietly lying there. I sprained my right ankle. Watched the Pacers lose with a bag of ice on it. Synchronicity is dumb.

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@chelzzayy Man. Heartbreaking is wildly overused, but watching this hurt my heart. Seeing enthusiasm get wiped away, especially by someone you trust is just awful. It's killing natural, unthinking joy. This sucks.

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@liz_zarb To Pimp A Butterfly is a great American novel. Uncle Sam is a character throughout it. Dig it.

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@EricLindquist Go Birds.

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@amor_fatti The Leftovers.

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@pattonoswalt I think Iggy Pop and They Might Be Giants also fit. Happy Birthday, duder.