ACParent

Stay-at-home dad to a 6 y-o, a 4 y-o, 2.5 y-o, and a 2 month old, and his own awesomeness. Occasional humor writer.

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@3xchair @ufc Paramount streamed it. Mainstream media doesn't usually televise UFC, much less just because the President puts it on the White House lawn. Mr. White, your essays have veered into TDSDS territory.

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@LamosChris @amygmultimedia I agree.

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@lyzl You live in a pretty cool state. https://t.co/yhTe3KDpyN

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@EITMonline A student teacher in my program told her class of high schoolers about losing her virginity over the weekend. Even showed everyone the bruises on her knees from how "enthusiastic" the action was.

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@mystupidrecords Sorry, Grant. The best nickname is the Iowa Hawkeyes' wrestler from the '80s, Rico "The Baltimore Butcher" Chiapperreli.

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@CaitJGibson The transition to two kids was the hardest of them all--we have 4 now. You know what to do with a baby, but your toddler for some reason still demands care and feeding! Three was easiest because we knew how hard it was going to be, and expecting it helped.

[Timothy Burke @bubbaprog]

AS CALLED ON JAPANESE TV:

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@FreedomsRule @libsoftiktok their

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@DrPsychMom @Medium Well deserved!

Hey, you should do an update on couples from your Functional Couple Friday series. I need an update on how Christine and Mark are doing. Still banging 50x a week?! lol

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@jodyavirgan My grandfather owned a ranch in Port Chicago and was blown out of his bed miles from the blast.

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@embeeshea took me long enough to connect with you

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@drewmagary It was wet and heavy too, meaning you get a bonus day of feasting.

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

Tesla is down 6.5% since Elon got this haircut

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@Kurkjian_ESPN I am a writing teacher at UMD College Park, and I am creating a baseball-themed technical writing course. I was wondering if you would be willing to record a lesson on reading box scores for my class. Would love to discuss it with you.

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@bertkreischer Andrew Jackson = Ty Cobb. Violent Southerner

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@HDruzin @CityOfBoise Sorry, I was looking at a big lemon and missed this

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@MommaUnfiltered Crazy good.

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@MattGourley Simon & Simon!

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@adamTHX1138 @MattGourley @JamesBladon I haven't thought about that show in years, but loved it devoutly as a kid.

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@MattGourley @handsomefamily YES!