Rob

Dad, Emt, 911 Dispatcher, Photographer, Vacation specialist ~ Doin' it up & Keepin' it real™

[❎avier_Ⓜ️orocco @_Xavier_Morocco]

The older I get the more I hate making extra stops after work..

I drive home like I'm late for the house.

[Xxxdecimatedxxx @xxxdecimatedxxx]

I wonder if Chinese people ever say “Let’s go get some nigga food“🤨

[ps4: FLYSTYLE210 @chris3_fit]

When you run out of PTO days, don’t forget to use your FTP (f*ck that place) days

[hasbypop @hasbypop1]

My favorite hobby is 'add to cart'

[Nap Guy💤 @hi_im_napguy]

If I say I'm "On my way"
Call me and make sure l'm in the car, because I'm lying.

[SANGEETHA SV @SangeethaEmpire]

Someone out there is holding their breath waiting for you to fail. Make sure they suffocate.

[Snake IIz @SnakeIIz]

"Winners are not allowed to allow losers to rewrite history." -Katt Williams-

[Rob @AlmostDeuce]

It has arrived! 🍠 @AldiUSA

[Rob @AlmostDeuce]

@lindeelink Congratulations! 🥰

[Ted Tahquechi @nedskee]

I'm pretty bad at math until someone orders mozzarella sticks for the table.

[KDKA @KDKA]

Pittsburgh Mayor Ed Gainey nominated Amera Gilchrist to be the next chief of Pittsburgh's Bureau of Emergency Medical Services. https://t.co/3ca1L0IpTx

[Richie Kay @RichieKay26]

As you grow older, unnecessary noise starts to irritate your soul.

[The Butterfly Queen @nichelle_renee]

Spend a check and get it right back 💫

[Rob @AlmostDeuce]

@RossGuidotti Fantastic Time! Congratulations Newlyweds! 💍

[𝔬𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔯☯︎🗿 @oscar_irvin1]

I'm sorry but your opinions don't pay my bills🚮🚩

[ᴡɪɴᴛᴇʀ ꜱᴏʟᴅɪᴇʀ @xvperrieres]

eddie : " what are you even looking for? "
robin : " madonna, blondie, bowie, beatles? music! we need music! "
eddie : " THIS. IS. MUSIC. "

eddie munson defending his musical tastes.
nothing but chaos in this scene.
#StrangerThings
#StrangerThings4
#StrangerThings4Vol2

[Cult Girlfriend @EmmyMorning]

the way i just yelled DRIVE!! at my tv 🙃 iykyk #StrangerThings4

[💫 @rjbanks_]

My bank statement is basically just a food diary

[Kianna Abestilla @KiannaAbestill3]

You can't have a million-dollar dream with a minimum-wage work ethic.