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Can you spot the funny?

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Universal Mashup Grooves (my latest mashup album) is finally out! Check it out on Soundcloud for the full experience:
https://t.co/BySqSmIas8

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Apparently now it's in my central nervous system. It's in my brain. Very aggressive stuff.

The chemo has made it so I can breathe again - but I also haven't eaten in 2 days. The nausea is that bad.

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@NimaBruh ;_;

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Guys quick expose me

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@NimaBruh Oh no.... Please.....

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Idk about you guys but I think the Grinch leak might be real

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@lucaspucasmusic Now, there's an idea

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I'm seriously thinking about this now. I currently have access to a laptop. What would make for a a suitable Owl City Megalovania 2?

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@The_Gibus_Man I did it
https://t.co/oLnqyXae6x

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@fluxatable That's too much sleep man

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When people say cancer is hard but I already made it to stage 4

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FINALLY, after all the tests, I have more specific information. I have Stage 4 Lymphoblastic Lymphoma in my lymph nodes, my skull, my femur, my hip, and my neck. Kinda all over the place, really. But it's still very curable.

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Got cancer

This isn't pog

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@RobDenBleyker @thepchapin @ddslcpad I could be thinking of a different comic then. Apologies.

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@thepchapin @ddslcpad @RobDenBleyker No, I mean, I remember seeing a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon with this exact same joke. With the exact same punchline of being "mentally challenged". I'm not trying to be malicious here, I was just trying to point it out.

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@bunnalogue This hospital is super boring

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You guys suck at this

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Guys quick expose me

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@bunnalogue Technically but I wanted pointless drama

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@crashdw13 Record . . . yourself

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@ddslcpad @RobDenBleyker I have no idea how to find it online, but I know it's in one of the collections I have at home. I'd check if I could, but I'm a bit afk for a while.

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@Kajcsi Grandma's house is sexy

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Oh, then I would just be a regular pedophile

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@aphrdtie @TheEssem But what if I'M fictional