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Just an enigma wrapped around a hazel and peridot conundrum. Cautious. Complicated. Unexpected. Harridan. Engineer. Contrary. Seneschal of Sark.

[Victoria Stamps @AlmostSenseless]

There seem to be lots of assumptions going on so for the avoidance of doubt: The Channel Islands are *not* part of the UK, EU or EEA.

If you're visiting from the UK your EHIC won't work here, you'll need travel insurance that covers medical costs.

That is all.

[Victoria Stamps @AlmostSenseless]

Paging @CliveEisen

[RossRadio @cqcqcqdx]

"What are you doing?" - "Oh just playing a Switch game."

[Iván Fernández Amil @ivanfamil]

100 % real...

[Victoria Stamps @AlmostSenseless]

@KWCook57 It goes without saying!

[Victoria Stamps @AlmostSenseless]

In what can only be described as a decidedly taxing week there comes some relief...

And it made me smile.

https://t.co/tvZB6fZr3a

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@Coughlin66 I was waiting for that.

Or similar.

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@w_s_gosset Heh 😏

Yes. And waterproofs.

[Victoria Stamps @AlmostSenseless]

There seem to be lots of assumptions going on so for the avoidance of doubt: The Channel Islands are *not* part of the UK, EU or EEA.

If you're visiting from the UK your EHIC won't work here, you'll need travel insurance that covers medical costs.

That is all.

[Victoria Stamps @AlmostSenseless]

@sreeni_d @simongerman600 Goats, Peter (the boy) was a goatherd.

[Victoria Stamps @AlmostSenseless]

@Coughlin66 @whatsupwithsix 🥰

[Victoria Stamps @AlmostSenseless]

It must be said, I positively danced when I woke to the sound of heavy rain this morning. The water anxiety is very real, not just for me, but for anyone living on a small island.

https://t.co/HRyEGHYFwJ

[Victoria Stamps @AlmostSenseless]

@Coughlin66 Fair point

[Victoria Stamps @AlmostSenseless]

@KWCook57 I really do, I wonder if there's a class I can take.

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@Simoncando At the time it was my favourite, admittedly it might have also been the nearest to Nenthead 😏

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Paging @ProtoSileaus ...

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

At least he used his indicator.

[Victoria Stamps @AlmostSenseless]

@jojomay1 Yes, she needs to be tested!

[The Supreme Court of the United Kingdom @UKSupremeCourt]

Today is the opening of the Legal Year, which is marked by judges across England and Wales attending a service @wabbey. The Court's Justices progress from the Supreme Court to the Abbey for the service.

[Victoria Stamps @AlmostSenseless]

Grandchild: Mémé, why don't you have a telly?
Me: *furiously points* 👇

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

Most TV is just this now.

[Craig Baird - Canadian History Ehx @CraigBaird]

On March 26, 2000, the song Blame Canada from South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut was nominated for Best Original Song at the Oscars.
But that night something also debuted that became an immediate hit.
The I Am Canadian Rant.
This is the story.

🧵 1/10

[💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ @BigBearF1]

Dating after 50 is like trying to find the least damaged item in a charity shop that doesn't smell. 🤣😂🤣😂

[Victoria Stamps @AlmostSenseless]

@Coughlin66 It's always nice to have a choice!

[Victoria Stamps @AlmostSenseless]

Yup. And projectiles.

Plus, of course, not forgetting the legendary pencil torture.

Or the psychological impact of some of the more esoteric punishments they could come up with.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Did teachers actually hit kids with rulers back in the day? 😂