✨️🇦🇺April 🏳️‍⚧️⚢

24 - She/her, sometimes speaks in third person (idk why lol) - Often NSFW 🔞 - Polyamorous trans dyke - AuDHD MDD BPD 🫠 - Anarcho-suffixist - ♋️☀️ ♋️🌙 ♌️🌅

[✨️🇦🇺April 🏳️‍⚧️⚢ @Almost_April]

*gags on it* do u hate me
*gags on it* do u hate me
*gags on it* do u hate me
*gags on it* do u hate me
*gags on it* do u hate me
*gags on it* do u hate me
*gags on it* do u hate me
*gags on it* do u hate me
*gags on it* do u hate me
*gags on it* do u hate me
*gags on it* do u ha

[✨️🇦🇺April 🏳️‍⚧️⚢ @Almost_April]

@MassyOverdrive @quieropastel "Deary me, this bloke is faffing about a great deal! I know a tickety-boo zinger that's sure to put the wanker in his place, though!"

[✨️🇦🇺April 🏳️‍⚧️⚢ @Almost_April]

@MassyOverdrive @quieropastel Did you quietly exclaim "what poppycock" to yourself when you saw my reply, or did you say something else, like "this fellow is barmy! what a wanker!" Also do you call people muppets

[✨️🇦🇺April 🏳️‍⚧️⚢ @Almost_April]

@MassyOverdrive @quieropastel Imagine honestly and unashamedly using the word "poppycock" in a sentence

[✨️🇦🇺April 🏳️‍⚧️⚢ @Almost_April]

@WhitestBeing @cagedbycranium @soigomaa Not as far as a harbor seal knows

[✨️🇦🇺April 🏳️‍⚧️⚢ @Almost_April]

@10centjams On a similar page, the No Return(/SCP-6500-based) canon is awesome and i highly recommend it.

[✨️🇦🇺April 🏳️‍⚧️⚢ @Almost_April]

@sam720396290005 @cunttore @brainpoison_ @spitfruit Nope! there's bery little you can do to prevent them contaminating most surfaces. Best practice is to have your toilet in a smaller room separate from the rest of the bathroom, and wash your hands thoroughly every time, as soon as you finish.

[✨️🇦🇺April 🏳️‍⚧️⚢ @Almost_April]

@immyonboard @Mengie_Meng to be fair i didnt get the joke until just then either

[✨️🇦🇺April 🏳️‍⚧️⚢ @Almost_April]

@MrGIF4479 @AndrewTheZealot @kadito_sg Warm, soft, and moist?! God, that sounds awful! everyone knows the best bread is cold, hard, and bone-dry, after all.

[✨️🇦🇺April 🏳️‍⚧️⚢ @Almost_April]

@sam720396290005 @cunttore @brainpoison_ @spitfruit Unless your toilet lid is perfectly airtight, having the lid down just makes the particles smaller, faster, and spread further. mythbusters did an episode about this

[✨️🇦🇺April 🏳️‍⚧️⚢ @Almost_April]

@cunttore @brainpoison_ @spitfruit You do know that when you flush a toilet, the piss in it aerosolises and literally spreads to the entire room?

[✨️🇦🇺April 🏳️‍⚧️⚢ @Almost_April]

@homosmoker @arctuuz @RealiaAmelia doesn't make them real

[✨️🇦🇺April 🏳️‍⚧️⚢ @Almost_April]

@Santiago_2941 idk why people are convinced that chimpanzees are just malicious, mindless killing machines. Obviously I'm taking the option where i get to hang out with a funny looking hairy guy for 15 minutes, i literally just have to sit around and wait lol

[creepy erie @dogys_]

dinosaurs went extinct and it became really hard for megafauna to exist and to maintain and engineer landscapes/open up the canopy so rats were like whatever it can’t be that hard

[✨️🇦🇺April 🏳️‍⚧️⚢ @Almost_April]

@yairsense @HeyItsLT3 @_galaxiiii_ @peppers_of67248 (6/2)*(2+1) is adding parentheses that aren't there in the original question. These kinds of math problems that go viral all the time are written ambiguously on purpose, you can read it either way.

[✨️🇦🇺April 🏳️‍⚧️⚢ @Almost_April]

@alsuperhero1 @Pawg_Alf @junestorm_ they both involve casting spells from outside of your hand + you can let kirk die and bring him back with cards like "not dead after all" or "unearth" to trigger syrix's ability. Those are the synergies I can think of off the top of my head (besides the charlie kirk thing)

[ELLɅ MɅCHINɅ @orchidcamp]

daily affirmations. my pincers r sharp and perfect for catching prey. the mucus I secrete is the ideal thickness. the clicking language I speak in is easily understood

[✨️🇦🇺April 🏳️‍⚧️⚢ @Almost_April]

@Mbyll139012 @PhantomPiece16 caveman ass mindset

[✨️🇦🇺April 🏳️‍⚧️⚢ @Almost_April]

@gusosim @CDIGODDESS @ish99ni are you asking why trans women face more scrutiny than trans men, or are you asking why we care? You're not being clear here

[𰻞 @0izhi]

@eternalclassic_

[✨️🇦🇺April 🏳️‍⚧️⚢ @Almost_April]

@lazyusernameidk @skycomet1 You literally do not understand the ramifications of what you're asking for. Extreme sleep/sensory deprivation and solitary confinement can cause permanent brain damage. By the time you would want to use a safeword, you would be mentally incapable of comprehending your situation.