✨️🇦🇺April 🏳️‍⚧️⚢

24 - She/her, sometimes speaks in third person (idk why lol) - Often NSFW 🔞 - Polyamorous trans dyke - AuDHD MDD BPD 🫠 - Anarcho-suffixist - ♋️☀️ ♋️🌙 ♌️🌅

[✨️🇦🇺April 🏳️‍⚧️⚢ @Almost_April]

*gags on it* do u hate me
*gags on it* do u hate me
*gags on it* do u hate me
*gags on it* do u hate me
*gags on it* do u hate me
*gags on it* do u hate me
*gags on it* do u hate me
*gags on it* do u hate me
*gags on it* do u hate me
*gags on it* do u hate me
*gags on it* do u ha

[Jim Kent (鉱夫正義) @ThePurpIeKnight]

"dear God, please make my snake real. he has a saw for a mouth, he doesn't go to bed at night, an an an *large breath* he eats all the icky slugs. i made a drawring for you"

[Kristen @slitkrisXD]

you're not hard to love, you're just impossible to reassure. no matter what someone says, your fear will always finds a way to twist it

[✨️🇦🇺April 🏳️‍⚧️⚢ @Almost_April]

@shipsposting nyxbloom*

[✨️🇦🇺April 🏳️‍⚧️⚢ @Almost_April]

@shipsposting Commander card design looks different from constructed or limited card design. this guy being bad in other formats doesn't mean he's not good in the format where nyxborn ancient is a half decent card, lol

[💐🌺Lycheee!🌺💐 (COMMS OPEN!) @Neo_Finetia]

I did nothing as a teen. No crushes, no dating, wasn’t invited to parties, third wheeled every friend group. I was a living ghost of a person.

[✨️🇦🇺April 🏳️‍⚧️⚢ @Almost_April]

@MaxximUnhinged @Trey_Explainer Sperm whales are suction feeders; you can see once he gets the squid's tentacle off his leg he tries to, but suction pulls him back in before he can get out of range.

[✨️🇦🇺April 🏳️‍⚧️⚢ @Almost_April]

@dumbdragon5 @TNOQuoProQuid sperm whales swallow giant squid whole. humans can indeed fit down their throat

[✨️🇦🇺April 🏳️‍⚧️⚢ @Almost_April]

@louiev_loner @PiningForAFjord @DiscussingFilm did you even read the tweet you're replying to?

[✨️🇦🇺April 🏳️‍⚧️⚢ @Almost_April]

@dumbdragon5 @TNOQuoProQuid sperm whales' oral sphincter is wide enough to swallow giant squid, that's around the same width as a typical human

[✨️🇦🇺April 🏳️‍⚧️⚢ @Almost_April]

@poisonjr It probably doesn't work for other people (and i bet it's not healthy either) but the 100% effective method for me is to pull an all-nighter, then nap through almost all of the next day, and then go to sleep early that night. I always wake up early and perfectly rested after this

[✨️🇦🇺April 🏳️‍⚧️⚢ @Almost_April]

@Cavertiano @_probka @wzrdnx Does the Sauron card look like it has a drawing of a cancer patient to you?

[✨️🇦🇺April 🏳️‍⚧️⚢ @Almost_April]

@nonagesimus99 @_chlora @skelebells So true, nobody who's attractive ever genuinely believes they're not, it's only ever done to fish for compliments. known fact

[✨️🇦🇺April 🏳️‍⚧️⚢ @Almost_April]

@ryanhaydon @InstantSunrise @kori_no_tora I feel like as a self-proclaimed ally, you should know better than to try and speak over queer people on their experiences with bigots

[Rika Uindou @uindourika]

The left is doing everything in their power to prevent you from seeing this. This completely destroys their entire narrative.

[✨️🇦🇺April 🏳️‍⚧️⚢ @Almost_April]

@asilvermyr

[✨️🇦🇺April 🏳️‍⚧️⚢ @Almost_April]

@dndoubletwo @jblacksomething Do you seriously think the existence of the aliens in Close Encounters wasn't covered up following the ending, for some reason?

[Amelia™ @RealiaAmelia]

from the jordan to the atlantic palestine will be gigantic

[✨️🇦🇺April 🏳️‍⚧️⚢ @Almost_April]

@GothicAbigail all the different facets of identity are social, though.

[Grande @Sixrande]

I feel like this all the time