Almost Heavin'

WV born, WV raised. Moonshine and Pepperoni Roll connoisseur, cousin = brother NBD.

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@Acyn I have a plan:
1. Make 'em stupid. Like really, really dumb.
2. That's the plan.

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@AP @four4thefire We gotta make 'em stupid, but we can't go too far, or they will stop voting.

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@JimJustice_WV @POTUS My life has gotten much better since I started taking financial advice from @JimJustice_WV

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@WVNews247 How am I supposed to get groceries without my emotional support turtle? 🐢 😢

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@askmothman Were you the one I saw humping on the back of a cybertruck around 2 AM in the park next to the Ohio River?

#askmothman

[Mothman Lampwick @askmothman]

It's Friday night, I got a Mason jar full white lightning and couple free Cuban's, where's all the 1000W metal halides at tonight? I'm looking for a good time.

If you are in need of advice, I'll be three sheets to the wind and ready to advise.

#askmothman

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@smokingmusket He came here for the quality golf courses

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@HoppyKercheval Normally West Virginians go to Myrtle Beach, not the other way around.

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@NathanJRobinson @eledawva If they don't train it teabag after a kill, its a waste of resources and missed entertainment value.

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@Acyn What do you mean? I just met that guy. I don't really even know him. He's a friend of a friend. I would never actually hang out with him. He goes to another school.

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@Acyn As a healthy 134 year old man who depends on Social Security, this situation makes me nervous. If he continues to gut the program, I won't be able to afford to keep being the primary caregiver for my parents.

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@WSAZnews I am so glad they are finally getting to the important issues plaguing our state.

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@LoriKerseyWV @caitycoyne Not my Mountain Dew!

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@thejackhopkins Do they just send us the brain worms, or do we have to sign up somewhere?

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@MeidasTouch @Acyn Is Miss Cleo still alive? She may be able to help here.

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@four4thefire I swear, that never happens!

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@thejackhopkins You can't make an omelet without taking out a home equity loan to break a few eggs.

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@OldManLefty1 Does Gaza extradite to the U.S.?

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@WVNews247 I don't work for the government, but will they pay me to quit my job?

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@WBOY12News Is this going to affect the bride I ordered? Cause I paid for the shipping up front.