Jay Mathias

Lvl. 24 Lawful Neutral Human. Ask me about my charisma modifier.

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@SElsasser did you just tweet at yourself?

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I didn't know SCP-079 was voiced by James Spader. #Avengers #SCPContainmentBreach

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Pondering how to properly put "pulchritude" in a paragraph with profundity and precision without propounding pretention.

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@ladybib96 "Clothes make the man." --Mark Twain

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@iccjake Wrinkly, with significant grey hair. #JustForMen

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@DocRoni e.g. Dreamhack, The International, LoL World Championship? Agreed. eSports is here to stay.

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Movie idea: Gilgamesh, starring The Rock as the man and Vin Diesel as Enkidu. Basically The Fast and Furious, but with chariots and crap.

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Have to remind myself to pick up some Teddy Grahams. Pick up some Teddy Grahams. #TeddyGrahams

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Just sang "Time of My Life" in a Creed voice. It felt right.

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Hotwork: just like Coldplay, but way different.

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A lion's royal majesty is inversely proportional to the number of stampeding wildebeests in the vicinity. #facts #science

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"A night to remember. Tonight will be just like A Walk to Remember, but with less cancer." @EvanTSmith #StuffEvanSays

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Almost married, bro. Time for hazing. @EvanTSmith #bachelorparty

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AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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We recommend a good swish after grabbing a bite of Italian. #WorldCup #PowerToYourMouth

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Level up

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"The only good thing about this is I get to see you. But, I can also do that at a funeral." -@EvanTSmith #StuffEvanSays #EvanAndJustinDoP90x

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"Guys, Flaming Hot Cheetos allow me to breathe through my nose. " --@JoellyRancher91 #StuffJoelSays

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#P90X3 Day one: Tony Horton has cucumber water. #EvanAndJustinDoP90

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The realization that Valentine's Day is the Expendables of chick flicks...