Alo🤍

sin.

[dawn bread @basapnimasti_]

nothing ragebaits me more than creating fake urgency in corporate like i dont work in ER this is not an emergency

[𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔰𝔢𝔶 @frescamami]

staying home and not buying things literally feels like being on house arrest

[A. @mrbucks__]

I was put on this earth to go out to dinner.

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

girls will see a picture of themselves from the lowest moment of their life and be like “omg I was so skinny…”

[⋆｡𖦹° ꕤ @rakkofan]

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill

[🪶🕷️ ♫⃠ @emongangsta]

It’s ok to be chopped at work

[Alo🤍 @Aloe_ndra]

Everyone at work just talking to each other in copilot and chat gpt.

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

can you tell me exactly how you feel about me in explicit & very specific detail & your first impression of me & what you think my vibe & personality is & my best & worst qualities & what kind of person u think i am & the exact moment u decided u like me

[Alo🤍 @Aloe_ndra]

Calorie deficit is so annoying, like how am i already out of calories by noon.

[Alo🤍 @Aloe_ndra]

Deciding if i want cold cuts and cheese on a cracker or my left over bag of chips for dinner.

[no context dexter @oocdexter]

how it feels to be 25

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Bryan Kohberger has confessed to the 2022 murders of University of Idaho students Kaylee Goncalves, Madison Mogen, Xana Kernodle and Ethan Chapin.

[777 @_garrettcharles]

whenever someone has a squatty potty in their bathroom its like damn we’ve got real shitters living here

[Juan Mateus @CIarkkkk]

nadie:
mi gato a las 3 am encima mío:

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

He was onto something

[Amber 💕 @amberschooldays]

U could be having a nice day & then somebody your own age says they bought a house