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@KamalaHarris @JoeBiden

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@BIANCApeters8 just set off my Google Home to play Frank Sinatra at 7:30AM.. not complaining 🤣

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@KelseyLConway This poor guy… I hope he doesn’t blame himself…

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@RyanKristafer getting hiccups on air is quite possibly the purest and absolutely most relatable thing I’ve experienced all quarantine.

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@JoeBiden Just don’t turn us socialist, Buddy. Otherwise we’s gonna have a problem.

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Hopefully Chris Wallace realizes there was a fly in the 2016 debates too....

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Officer @jakemorris186 is having a HELL of a weird night - someone get this guy a beer. #LivePD

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@ELWegener Buzzed Club Cracker 😳

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No one: how long have you been married?
Me: hey babe! Wanna come see this zit I just popped?

#marriage #marriagestory #marriagegoals

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Check out this store, it's amazing! https://t.co/h2nvSI1FgA

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If I was @jtimberlake ‘s friend, I would run around all day every 4/30 just like this. Except, you know, replace Mike with Justin #itsgonnabemay

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The plight to find the perfect light maxi dress for vacation continues 😭😭 I have 4 days... anyone have any recommendations?? #help #girlproblems #GOT #SundayThoughts #SundayFunday

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Sunday morning house to myself 😎 What should I do? Oh, I know. I’m old and married. Let’s polish the furniture. #FML #marriage #help #sundaze

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WHY does @Costco never have bacon wrapped scallops!? I swear it’s a conspiracy. #costco

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@Kate_Chastain I feel like she’s been pregnant longer than she was engaged.. actually now that I think about it, that’s an accurate statement...

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@JohnCena BOOP!!!! pistachioooooo....... right on Elias’s face.

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I’ve got a not so secret crush on @WWERomanReigns. Just sayin... 🙌🏻

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@AMCTheatres seriously, time to fire your IT guy. Can't get movie tickets for #avengersendgame for over 3 HOURS NOW. I could have flown to Cancun before I got movie tickets for the AMC theatre 2 miles from my house.

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@ross_inia You mean jagger.... or Jager? LOL

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I would pay exorbitant amounts of money to see @JonDorenbos perform live. He seriously deserves a Vegas or AC show. Such an inspiration, and a total escape from reality watching him. Legit want this dude as my personal life coach!!!! LOL.