Alona Botkin

definately lookin for fwb. really wanna meet a guy near to me. please contact me if you're living near me!

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Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot

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If at first you don't succeed....go back and reload the gun.

[Alona Botkin @AlonaBotkinHTPQ]

If at first you don't succeed... you're doing about average.

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The ice cream truck in my neighborhood plays "Helter Skelter."Compose new Tweet...

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The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.

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Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.Compose new Tweet...

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Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.

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Marriage is like a coffin, and each kid is another nail.Compose new Tweet...

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Marriage is like a cage: those outside are desperate to get in, and those inside are desperate to get out.

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App that physically burns your iPhone and iPad!. #iFire ++ http://t.co/GVI58qmn Huge update!

[Alona Botkin @AlonaBotkinHTPQ]

Hospital is a place where they wake you up to give you a sleeping pill.

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Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been!"

[Alona Botkin @AlonaBotkinHTPQ]

I want patience... AND I WANT IT NOW!!!!

[Alona Botkin @AlonaBotkinHTPQ]

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems...but then again, neither does milk.