sad cornbread

my life is a mediocre meme

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

I am nicer to servers than I am to my own family and friends.

[monnie ☯︎ @freshlycutlemon]

i am tired :)

[The Gym Hashira 🇹🇹 @kye_the_kingz]

I got two terms and trump got two impeachments we ain’t built th-

[sad cornbread @AlondraIsTired]

@BrantleyLexi is it the fracking or the transphobia

[sad cornbread @AlondraIsTired]

@Fall_out_belle that’s so sweet dude thank you 💞

[sad cornbread @AlondraIsTired]

i absolutely love when customers want to yell in my face about our prices and think that i will care that they aren’t going to come back i don’t want your business anyway have a terrible night 🥰

[sad cornbread @AlondraIsTired]

we’ve been in business for 40 years and people are happy to pay our prices every day because our food is worth it but no ur right we’re taking advantage of people i’m sowwy 🥺

[sad cornbread @AlondraIsTired]

@ people who don’t tip ON CHRISTMAS how does it feel to be the worst kind of person

[sad cornbread @AlondraIsTired]

@billieeilish i love u 💙

[sad cornbread @AlondraIsTired]

jokes on u i’ve been in love with him the whole time

[sad cornbread @AlondraIsTired]

can’t wait for all the trumpies in turlock to have an identity crisis because they have no other personality trait except supporting trump 🥰

[sad cornbread @AlondraIsTired]

@hostile_bean i missed the drop i was at work and now the bear pancakes are sold out i’m so sad 🥺😭

[sad cornbread @AlondraIsTired]

@hostile_bean definitely the bear pancakes 🥺

[sad cornbread @AlondraIsTired]

loved coming home from 5th grade to watch this video on repeat for hours but not realizing i was gay until middle school 😌

[sad cornbread @AlondraIsTired]

@chlosoup omg no thank you !!!! i had your notifications on bc i was absolutely not going to miss this again and i took a bathroom break at work just to order them !

[sad cornbread @AlondraIsTired]

i missed all the other drops but i was ready this time finally !! cant wait for these earrings 🥺🥰 @chlosoup