Alonge Bukola🌸

Graphic Designer & Content Creator | Tech, Lifestyle & Self-Growth | Storytelling in public 🎥 | Available for brand collabs 💌[email protected]

[Alonge Bukola🌸 @AlongeBukola7]

Why do people start acting like they’re not hungry the moment you ask them what they want to eat? 👀

[Alonge Bukola🌸 @AlongeBukola7]

Sunday morning and you’re still negotiating with yourself about going to church 😭😂

[Alonge Bukola🌸 @AlongeBukola7]

4am and I’m awake. God, I hope the life I’m silently praying for is worth all this waiting. 🥹❤️

[Alonge Bukola🌸 @AlongeBukola7]

Nigerian parents will call your full name and you'll start confessing to things they haven't even asked about. 😂

[Alonge Bukola🌸 @AlongeBukola7]

The way I ignore messages when I’m broke needs to be studied. 😂

[Alonge Bukola🌸 @AlongeBukola7]

Being an adult in Nigeria is actually crazy

You’re tired, you need money, you want to rest, you want to enjoy life, you want to disappear for a week… but bills are billing and life is lifing. 😭💔

[Alonge Bukola🌸 @AlongeBukola7]

@piggyvest Dear PiggyVest Customer Support,

I made a withdrawal of ₦20,000 from my Flex Naira account on 11th October 2026 at 8:57 p.m. The amount has been deducted from my account, but I have not received the money.

Please help me investigate this transaction

[Alonge Bukola🌸 @AlongeBukola7]

To every woman rewriting her story, chasing her dreams, and standing tall the world is better because of you.

Happy International Women’s Day 💜

[Alonge Bukola🌸 @AlongeBukola7]

How is it Monday again tomorrow?? 😭
Who pressed fast forward on my life??

At this point, I don’t control my life… the calendar does. 😩

[Alonge Bukola🌸 @AlongeBukola7]

@Gtbank_ci Avoid Me

[Alonge Bukola🌸 @AlongeBukola7]

@gtbank_help It’s better you look into my complaint, or I will close my account with GTBank.

What is with the frequent deductions and the negative balance?

I have accounts with other banks, and I have never experienced this before.

[Alonge Bukola🌸 @AlongeBukola7]

@Gtbank420212 wasn’t directing my complaint at you, so please don’t get me upset with your fake account.

Get a job and get a life.

[Alonge Bukola🌸 @AlongeBukola7]

@gtbank_help Please, what exactly is the problem?

Why do you keep deducting money from my account for no reason? You deduct SMS charges up to 12 times a month.

I didn’t notice anything was wrong until I opened my account and saw a negative balance, as if I had taken a loan.

[Alonge Bukola🌸 @AlongeBukola7]

Lagos traffic will test you. One minute you’re chasing dreams, the next you’re questioning every decision you’ve ever made while still stuck in the same spot 😩

[Alonge Bukola🌸 @AlongeBukola7]

Sometimes we treat life like a bank account refreshing for change instead of building it. Real growth happens when you start making deposits, not just waiting for updates.

[Alonge Bukola🌸 @AlongeBukola7]

Na beg we dey beg this life. GOD, JOB, MTN, GTBANK, NEPA… all na beg 😩

[Alonge Bukola🌸 @AlongeBukola7]

I don’t hype movies, but you see Bon Appétit Your Majesty and Beyond the Bar… God!!!! These movies are too interesting 😍

[Alonge Bukola🌸 @AlongeBukola7]

You haven’t truly experienced life until you’re begging a Lagos driver to move to the lane that’s actually moving 😩

[Alonge Bukola🌸 @AlongeBukola7]

Every time I say I’m saving money, that’s when urgent expenses start lining up 😩

[Alonge Bukola🌸 @AlongeBukola7]

This page has been quiet for a while… but I’m back 🎬I’m Bukola a designer & content creator sharing thoughts on tech, lifestyle, and self-growth.
If you’re into creativity, real stories, and content that makes you pause for a moment you’ll feel at home here.