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Everything Xabi Alonso| Football lover | Chelsea FC

[𝔸𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕤𝕠 𝕄𝕖𝕕𝕚𝕒 @AlonsoBall_]

Watch him bleach

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨🇦🇷 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Kiki Ramos debuting for Argentina.

[𝗟𝗮𝗱𝗲™ @CFCLade]

Cristiano Ronaldo resume is UNTOUCHABLE.

Messi doesn’t even come close.

• 5 Ballon d’Ors
• 1 UEFA European Championship
• 2 UEFA Nations League titles
• 3 Premier League titles
• 2 La Liga titles
• 2 Serie A titles
• 1 Saudi Pro League title
• 5 UEFA Champions League titles
• 1 FA Cup
• 2 EFL Cups (League Cups)
• 1 FA Community Shield
• 2 Copa del Rey trophies
• 2 Spanish Super Cups
• 1 Coppa Italia
• 2 Italian Super Cups
• 1 Portuguese Super Cup (Supertaça)
• 2 UEFA Super Cups
• 4 FIFA Club World Cups
• 4 European Golden Shoes
• 7 UEFA Champions League top scorer awards
• 3 Pichichi Trophies (La Liga top scorer)
• 1 Premier League Golden Boot
• 1 Serie A top scorer award
• 2+ Saudi Pro League top scorer awards
• 3 UEFA Men’s Player of the Year awards
• 1 FIFA World Player of the Year
• 2 The Best FIFA Men’s Player awards
• 1 FIFA Club World Cup Golden Ball
• 1 UEFA Euro Golden Boot
• 15 FIFA FIFPro World 11 selections
• Multiple domestic Player of the Year awards (England, Spain, Italy, Portugal)
• Golden Foot
• And numerous other league/club individual honors

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There jooor

[𝗟𝗮𝗱𝗲™ @CFCLade]

Coachie wear bib, Omo no excuse wey you wan give am.

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Tuesday: Chelsea scam Man Utd £50m for Santos.
Saturday: Chelsea hijack Morgan Rogers from Arsenal.
Sunday: Chelsea receive £20m from Cucurella’s World Cup win.
Monday: Aston Villa agrees terms with Garnacho
Tuesday: Anthony Taylor retires from officiating.
Wednesday: Aston Villa signs Garnacho

Chelsea fans rn:

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

On this day in 2004, Chelsea signed Didier Drogba! 🇨🇮💙

[𝔸𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕤𝕠 𝕄𝕖𝕕𝕚𝕒 @AlonsoBall_]

@Hatzgadgets Okay how can I locate your office?

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CP: JP remember when Estevao sat Timber down at the emirate??

EW&Jp:

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Everybody sleep Chelsea done go pay £117m for Alonso Fav

[𝔸𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕤𝕠 𝕄𝕖𝕕𝕚𝕒 @AlonsoBall_]

Okay!

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

We’re going to confirm the Champions League as the greatest sports competition in history #UCL

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Anywhere you see spursy Obough

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When I told y’all that Cucurella is a better left back than Nuno Mendes, y’all called me a mad man.

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“Daddy has already washed the car

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“wey that bread wey we keep for rat poison”

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5-year-old me watching a movie with my parents, and then a sex scene pops up.

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“Already nut?

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What the actual Fok. Some people can actually see the future.

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"Mallam give me barbecue fish the one of 15k, put plenty sauce o"

Your original iPhone charger:

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