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a person with too much free time

[🇸🇪🇪🇸 @AlonsoMaestroV1]

Got unfollowed for trying to be a neutral mutual...

[🇸🇪🇪🇸 @AlonsoMaestroV1]

All my regular tweets don't get any likes, its as if you guys don't want me to talk ☹️☹️☹️

[🇸🇪🇪🇸 @AlonsoMaestroV1]

27/28 will be our year, good riddance.

[Bayern & Germany @iMiaSanMia]

Manuel Neuer hints that this is going to be his last season as a professional player: "I don't play matches thinking, 'This is my last game' - regardless of whether it may be my final appearance at one stadium or another. But it certainly looks like I'm going to retire." [@BILD_Bayern]

[🇸🇪🇪🇸 @AlonsoMaestroV1]

I slept through a power outage today, so I didn't even notice it, which is fortunate, but that means I'll be awake for the entire night again...

[Lua ✝🌙 @PunishedLu]

Nuke whoever started this trend

[🇸🇪🇪🇸 @AlonsoMaestroV1]

@jemam2002 No, it's actually Öland in Sweden. But I can see the similarities; I just searched the location that you gave me.

[🇸🇪🇪🇸 @AlonsoMaestroV1]

@colefcbm #beastmode

[Bayern & Germany @iMiaSanMia]

3- Lewandowski admitted that he tried to attack his teacher after getting a bad grade at school

[🇸🇪🇪🇸 @AlonsoMaestroV1]

I know it's ice cream. I should be used to this, as I've literally lived in Sweden before and am here every summer. but fuck me do i get flashbanged every time I see these two 😅😂

[🇸🇪🇪🇸 @AlonsoMaestroV1]

Mind you, he's a big guy, 20 year old, 6 foot 6 and 230 Pounds Athletic, he's a radiator, flies should be swarming him not me 😂

[🇸🇪🇪🇸 @AlonsoMaestroV1]

Mind you, he's a big guy, 20 year old, 6 foot 6 and 230 Pounds Athletic, he's a radiator, flies should be swarming him not me 😂

[🇸🇪🇪🇸 @AlonsoMaestroV1]

Sitting outside with my brother, he's grilling a whole plate of tender, juicy steak, and these fucking flies still decide to land on me. It's like they do this on purpose to annoy me, and I'm not even sweating, I literally just showered...

[🇸🇪🇪🇸 @AlonsoMaestroV1]

Sitting outside with my brother, he's grilling a whole plate of tender, juicy steak, and these fucking flies still decide to land on me. It's like they do this on purpose to annoy me, and I'm not even sweating, I literally just showered...

[🇸🇪🇪🇸 @AlonsoMaestroV1]

My uncle's family just left my place here on Öland. Now I actually have to make food for myself and wash the dishes and not just rely on their friendliness as I was hosting them...

[🇸🇪🇪🇸 @AlonsoMaestroV1]

So moral of the story, these people are footballers not saints.

[🇸🇪🇪🇸 @AlonsoMaestroV1]

I don't condone what he's done/is doing, but we've had wife beaters in Coman, Boateng, and Lucas Hernandez. Drunk drivers in Musiala and Pavard. Homewreckers in Effenberg and Frank Ribery who had sex with a minor.

So being a deadbeat father is quite mild with our player rep tbh.

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: A 34-year old German woman Fatima Zaunbrecher has claimed she has a 20-month old baby, and Michael Olise is the father.

The woman says she met Olise in 2022 and was in a relationship with him for 2 years. She became pregnant two weeks after their breakup and a paternity test confirmed that the player was indeed the father of the baby.

Olise has acknowledged the child but refuses to meet or take care of her.

The woman says she has never received money from Olise as child support despite a proposal that was allegedly made to her by the player's lawyers.

— @BILD

[🇸🇪🇪🇸 @AlonsoMaestroV1]

Dreams where you aren't doing anything are so odd. I dreamt that I was just brushing my teeth in my bathroom back in Switzerland, and then I woke up in my bedroom on Öland, remembering I'm on summer break.

[🇸🇪🇪🇸 @AlonsoMaestroV1]

@deser_deserted We also say "mongo" or "behindert" in swiss german, both mean retarded.

[🇸🇪🇪🇸 @AlonsoMaestroV1]

I completely fucked up my circadian rhythm after final. I fell asleep at 4:30, woke up at 6:00, fell asleep for an hour in the afternoon, and I'm already tired again…