zo

feeling good, like the last mile home

[Jay @jayyycruzzzz]

Trying to catch that second “don’t” on Shabang

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

buddy, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[Night Owls @NightOwlsHQx]

Drake likes Sal Luciano’s breakdown of the bars on “Make Them Pay”

[René Remsik @aitrendz_xyz]

This is honestly the best prompt I have ever seen

[KAYLA PARRILLA @kaylaparrilla]

What a privilege it is to afford a gym, buy healthy food, pay bills, have legs that walk, eyes that see, a brain that functions, work every day, and take our bodies to their full potential.

[Wave 🌊 @waveswizdom]

https://t.co/MGi9vtwTBc

Pull up

[solange stan account @RexxLifeRaj]

michael beasley said “we judge people’s decisions without knowing their choices..” and it’s been on my mind ever since..

[sirhighbreed @sirhighbreed]

Bro to Bro: Once we confirm you're alive, everything that almost killed you becomes fair game to make into a joke.

[Bee 🐝 @beemyli]

I used to think my dad just had a weird habit.
Every night, no matter how late it was, he’d check if I was asleep. Like actually come into my room, stand there for a second, then leave.
I remember pretending to sleep sometimes just to see how long he’d stay. Sometimes he’d fix my blanket, sometimes he’d just sigh and walk out.
As I got older, I thought it was kinda annoying. Like… why are you still doing that?
One night I finally asked him.
He just shrugged and said, “Just checking.”
Years later, my mom told me the real reason.
When I was a baby, I got really sick out of nowhere. Stopped breathing in my sleep. They barely made it to the hospital in time.
After that, he never fully trusted “quiet.”
So every night, for years… he just needed to see my chest rise at least once before he could relax. 🥹

[Wave 🌊 @waveswizdom]

Don’t compare me to nobody! MLB MY WORLD!

[Albatross @albatross_216]

I really hope she turns this into a billion-dollar success.

[Underdog MLB @UnderdogMLB]

All three of Jo Adell's HR robberies on Saturday

[zo @AlonzoDReed_]

If I could change one thing about my wife it’d be for her to stop leaving banana peels in my cup holders

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

I’m in love with this sentence:

“Discipline feels boring until you witness what it creates.”

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

No this was actually dope

[Ribz of Tik Tok @ribzoftiktok]

The groceries are for when you run out of money

[NRM84 @Mappy6984]

These kids don't know it yet, but this is peak

[Mesh🇧🇧 @rahsh33m]

I would've had to excuse myself 😭