Alonzo P. Hawk

President of the Auld Lang Syne Insurance Company and CEO of Alonzo Hawk Wrecking and Building Co. Father of Biff. Strict "no like button" policy.

[Alonzo P. Hawk @AlonzoPHawk]

That good for nothing @WorldofManimal thinks he can put words in MY mouth?

I tell ya, he’s messing with the wrong guy. This Hawk, has claws!

[Alonzo P. Hawk @AlonzoPHawk]

@MedfieldFilm Brown, definitely.

McSwaim, puts the nerd in Brainerd.
Egghead. But I could probably use his East Coast elitism to my benefit.

The Crawford boys?? Not worthy to guard one of my warehouses.

[Alonzo P. Hawk @AlonzoPHawk]

Glad to see the brain trust over at @MedfieldFilm finally got on the Hawk Express.

Puts me one step closer from taking over their entire lunk head organization!

[Alonzo P. Hawk @AlonzoPHawk]

@ProgressCityUSA Only the top of that poster is accurate.

The rest is for bird brains, not Hawks.

[Alonzo P. Hawk @AlonzoPHawk]

@ProgressCityUSA I think I own that.

[Alonzo P. Hawk @AlonzoPHawk]

@GoAwayGreen Heyyyy, now we’re speaking my language. Burn baby, burn!!

[Alonzo P. Hawk @AlonzoPHawk]

@MedfieldFilm Oooooo, I love a chance to dock some pay!!

Medfield, your days are numbered!

[Alonzo P. Hawk @AlonzoPHawk]

Seeeee, I can be compassionate. Ha!!

[Alonzo P. Hawk @AlonzoPHawk]

Vote for Honest John Slade!

[Alonzo P. Hawk @AlonzoPHawk]

“Chester Copperpot” wishes he had Hawk energy!!

[Alonzo P. Hawk @AlonzoPHawk]

Two years of Hawk?

Still waiting for Musky to finish ruining this place so I can swoop in and buy it!

#MyTwitterAnniversary

[Alonzo P. Hawk @AlonzoPHawk]

@WDWscope I don’t know who that lunkhead is, but there’s only one true Hawk!

[Alonzo P. Hawk @AlonzoPHawk]

That mangy, fleabag assaults my top guy, escapes lawful detention, and you’re “happy” about it??

You just made a powerful adversary.

[Jed @Jedshepherd]

I post this video every year because it makes me happy. I hope it makes you happy too.

[Alonzo P. Hawk @AlonzoPHawk]

@MedfieldFilm The broken-hearted female squirrel bit?

My idea.

[Alonzo P. Hawk @AlonzoPHawk]

@big_andy @MedfieldFilm @BobMacASU Shoulda known you weren’t Hawk material.
Biggest disappointment since Bifford.

And it’s a retirement convent, not a hospital.

[Alonzo P. Hawk @AlonzoPHawk]

@MedfieldFilm @BobMacASU @big_andy Yeah? Welllllll. Where is this guy?
Is he gonna show up or let you speak for him all day?
Time is money and I’m runnin’ out of the former (never the latter!!)

[Alonzo P. Hawk @AlonzoPHawk]

@BobMacASU @MedfieldFilm @big_andy Well, now, that’s more like it.
Sounds like “Big Andy” is ready for the “Big Time.”

[Alonzo P. Hawk @AlonzoPHawk]

@MedfieldFilm @big_andy Revenge. I like. I like.
The ultimate Hawk touch.

[Alonzo P. Hawk @AlonzoPHawk]

@JeffGCrawford The Hawk beak wets itself in many income streams.