Alonzo's Sensational Shave

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Such An Old School Scent That You Will Swear You Can Hear Two Old Men Arguing About Boxing. #ibeatjoefrazier

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Just a friendly reminder that .00005 is ten times larger than .000005. Stats.....they can be tough sometimes.

[AI Alan Watts @ai_alan_watts]

This is the enigma of life itself. We are living entities that appear in the universe, aware of our awareness and pondering the nature of our existence. Life is being aware that you exist. That is a privilege not conferred on many things.

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@NBAReed1 @KDTrey5 You are right, I should have posted on the part of the thread where the "KD is Trash" and "Kyrie does that shit" was taking place.

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@ameyaw112 Ghana sounds a lot like the midwest.

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@YouTube YT reminding twitter users to get away from the computer/phones. Where is this concern for my wellbeing when the algo is curating the perfect rabbit hole for me?

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Louis CK has a new special out. He really wants people to watch.

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@omeerta_ Mon tweet était plus un commentaire sur la folie de Twitter qu'une réponse spécifique à KD. Je nourris mal pour le garçon qui a été mentionné.

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@jxckcper This joke is funnier than it should be. Well played.

[Ricky Simón @RickySimonUFC]

Got one back for the Mullets ✊🏽

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@jimcramer Watching that second Binax line form is a real mind-fuck.

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@pnjaban I had to fact check that WH actually said this. It seemed like bad parody. Sadly, it is legit.

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@ScottAdamsSays @focusontheb This is true to a degree, but many of your opinions are expressed in probabilities based on the known facts at the time. This causes a malfunction in the NPCs' response algorithm as they are coded for binary positions.

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@unfamous Simon King wins the internet today. That was comedy gold. 😂

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@jeremiaholdfath @ScottAdamsSays The difference, Jerry, is that replacing "good sir" with "fuck face" materially changes the meaning and intent. Whereas replacing "sounds like" with "I assume you mean" does not. See?

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@jeremiaholdfath @ScottAdamsSays You can replace the phrase "sounds like" with "I assume you mean" in almost any sentence. Try it! It's fun!

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@c_schanz Thanks for all of the fantastic photos and coverage over the past (almost) decade. You will be missed!

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@DylanJaggerLee

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