Aloo Pakoda

Collection of my PJs. Sometimes there may be some general content also. But it's all in good spirit.

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@ciphergoth "...and then my mother shouted, "PAUL CROWLEY! YOU SUN OF A BEACH!! YOU BROKE MY FAVOURITE GLASS!!"

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The more expensive auto fares, taxi fares, and going out of the house to enjoy the cinema, monuments, or tourist places with family become, the more I waste my time on social media.

Thank you, greedy people! 🤗

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@Mohitjhasangam Wow so real.

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@SharronMcKenna5 Helicycle.

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The Kashmiri Hindu exodus happened in the 1988-1991 period. The time when the millennials who deny it were being born or were about to be born there. And their parents were as old then as they are today. The difference: their parents saw it first hand.
https://t.co/sXJ7D1aXxA

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Just for the suspicion of being with a Hindu man, two muslim women were beaten and their hijabs removed by some muslim youths. Imagine how much hatred towards hindus is needed to do this. And then they say, 'mazhab nahi sikhatha aapas mein bair rakhna'

https://t.co/n06KiTfJ4j

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In Islam, visiting Hindu shrines and offering prayers there is haram as per this cleric and can get a fatwa issued against you for committing the "greatest sin", and you will have to "repent" in front of Allah like a "real sinner".

https://t.co/aBlkMLybBE

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Musk did interfere in the mid-terms, being their biggest investor of 2026. And he had a problem with Reliance apparently doing it in India. And some people didn't have a problem with him 'interfering in India's matters'.

https://t.co/5vQdh2Ctqz

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@aaaronson @calvinballing @igor_os777 6=3×2

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@aaaronson @calvinballing @igor_os777 And I just realised, this casually written comment of mine has 6, 3, and 2 words respectively in each successive sentence.

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@DocAtCDI I popped out my lower lip and gave this post a like.

And then the joke hit me.

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@festivetables @DocAtCDI Croiss-grand-aunt?

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@clebyherris @aaaronson My thumbs went full DJ

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@calvinballing @igor_os777 @aaaronson And that lady's comment is also not there. All I could find was this and similar comments

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@kendrictonn @aaaronson It took me 15 minutes of looking and a Grok request to understand this.

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@aaaronson @Watergoated_X Before your post I didn't even know that word existed.

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@harbs16 @aaaronson

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@psychogramy @aaaronson

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@a1choi @aaaronson Aaron talking to Aaron

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@Dadsaysjokes You gave me a generator to power my facepalm energy.

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@dillonhunt1097 @ThePunnyWorld You mean 'flicks'?