Alopllop

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

About a year after I made this comic, Spain actually introduced a transit mascot called Bussi

[Miss Distance @softminus]

this is like the old Soviet joke about a man who works at a factory making vacuum cleaners, and whose wife wants a vacuum cleaner, and so he sneaks parts out one at a time, but no matter how he puts the parts together, the only thing he can create from them is a Kalashnikov

[🔞Deborah @DeborahLoaf]

jellyfish: ay yo get off my head !!🪼

crab: 67!!!67!!!!!!!!!🦀

[joseris 😼 @erisnyaa]

que delicia pizza da Cidade Eterna de Nokron

[Burak 🏺🏛 @bvrakvs]

I always have this alternative history concept where Alexander actually succeeds in spreading Hellenism all the way to China and rather than Buddhism or Confucianism, Hellenism spreads from China into Japan. With a proper Greek alphabet and Hellenistic influence on the Japanese language, instead of that incompatible Chinese with its alien sounds and those maddening characters. Not romaji but girishaji?

Imagine a Hellenistic Japanese thalassocracy of countless city states on the Pacific, colonizing the American coast in the 10th century with wine and sake. Turning the Pacific into a pond with frogs all around.

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

You just made one million Goliaths

[Cameron🔆- Foucauldian arc @camtology]

This is really backwards, teaching Marxist theory in an economics department is like trying to teach astrophysics to an astrology department.

This is why only the more serious departments with real academics, like philosophy and literature, regularly discuss Marx

[Alopllop @Alopllop1]

@Beeymon_Trror Es un zeppelin

[Alopllop @Alopllop1]

@johndory1914 If you include Andorra you mist include France in the same cathegory

[🇸🇾عمار🔻 @Amarss_II]

Boring western news: “The economy is shit and oil is expensive”

Cool fucking Egyptian news: FAST AND FURIOUS 🔥😵 CHICKEN HEIST 🐔 🏦

[Alopllop @Alopllop1]

@ScarletteCanD10 I think I never used a shield. We played very different games

[Alopllop @Alopllop1]

@BENZOTOOIE Maybe having a gun in every class isn't the brightest idea even if the teacher is a Special Forces Operator you know

[Alopllop @Alopllop1]

@themelonwizard Vaguely Northern European

[Haydn, 🇵🇸 @bilbosfootcomb]

My absolute favorite piece of Macron trivia is that he video called into 2025 Yugioh Worlds to flex his OG Blue Eyes in a waifu sleeve and then bounced

[Archie🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @chud_shaker]

THERE IS AN INCEL GENOCIDE IN DENMARK
THERE IS AN INCEL GENOCIDE IN DENMARK
THERE IS AN INCEL GENOCIDE IN DENMARK
THERE IS AN INCEL GENOCIDE IN DENMARK
THERE IS AN INCEL GENOCIDE IN DENMARK

[dog of the week @synanthropy]

this is breathtaking

[Finpel Dorred @finpel_dorred]

Dude never saw the Shape Store.

[Alopllop @Alopllop1]

@TwasBrillig1 Well he is the kingsguard of the new king, who was waging war against the one he killed

[𝔐𝔽𝓩 @mean_field_zane]

There are two types of young men in SF: those who engage with Chinese food and gay sex, and those who engage with Chinese sex and gay food.