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“welcome to real life... time doesn’t matter and you’re gonna die; tick tock...” ~cavetown

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!!!!!!!!!!!! dirty devil town?

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the amount of hair german shepherds lose is unreal 😭😭 remind me next time i rescue not to get a shepherd mix unless i want to be swimming in fur smh. this is after TWO DAYS AND BRUSHING HER LESS THAN A WEEK AGO
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no but i actually love her and she is adorable.

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@mindfulmaven_ lies.

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@CringyColeBrine which

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tell me why my nearly 2mo old twins (almost 3 weeks adjusted) decided two o’clock in the morning is the time to be wide awake and alert— and the one has just now discovered how to stick his tongue out 😂😭

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my boyfriend just referred to an armadillo as a “combat suited rat”

this is why i’m marrying him oml

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me: *finally gets both boys asleep and in their bassinets*

…one step away from the bassinet later…

them: *screaming on the top of their little lungs*

me: *takes sip of coffee and sighs* square one!!

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bruh if people don’t just leave me & my babies alone 😤

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i think the worst part of completely losing my voice is not being able to talk to my dog. she’s being all sweet and i can’t even tell her she’s a good girl 😂😭 she’s just looking at me like “why are you not saying hi :((((“

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saw a lady at the store today juggling 6 kids. she noticed i was pregnant so we started casually talking and she tried offering some advice… “my best advice is not to have them too close together.” 😅she wasn’t aware i’m having twins. rip

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@LeadingReport tmw the us was never a democracy

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so ready for the bittersweet daze concert you don’t even know

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@dominoziee 1.) if i spoke to you i would ask xx
2.) if i didn’t i would use they/them (i do this with most people i don’t know)

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@Ri_the_nerd LOL

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unfortunately the dude was a wife-beater among many things so i can’t relate to thinking he went to heaven. but grief is hell nonetheless.

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my boyfriend’s neighbor died in a motorcycle accident. all his friends have been coming over. they’ve been BLASTING “give heaven some hell” by hardy. i had to listen to it 50x through the window before i heard enough to google the lyrics but it’s an absolute BANGER.

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@RichardStrocher this has to be a troll, right?

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@RichardStrocher so your claim then is that we should eradicate all women?

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just talked to this rlly cool girl for a while about religion and mental health. absolutely love the depth of people’s minds.

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@baileymeyers determined 😭