alora

reunite gondwanaland✊🏼

[alora @AloraYarbs]

it’s really unfortunate that a lot of people in my career field use their twitter for professional purposes because i’ve used mine to sh*t post for years and i can’t change now

[alora @AloraYarbs]

spotify just pushed a band called "psychedelic porn crumpets" on me and i think the most upsetting part is that I liked the song

[alora @AloraYarbs]

here is a 52 second video from the greta van fleet concert where my brother ignores the bass solo even despite the other members of the band literally staring at him #livemusic #lol #rockon

[audrey @foldyrhands]

you wouldn't get it

[James Fritz @fritzisdead]

HBO took understanding that people get a little sad on Sunday nights and built that into an empire.

[Zach Kornfeld @korndiddy]

You're not using the Notes app on your iPhone to its full potential.

6 features you might not know about:

[alora @AloraYarbs]

literally every man that i've gone on a date with since moving to San Diego

[jorts 🇵🇸 @ftmensch]

once you realize men can also have eating disorders you quickly realize they actually all have eating disorders

[alora @AloraYarbs]

@NickyD94 they always do

[alora @AloraYarbs]

yesterday, my brother sent me a simple text, and I fear he may have unlocked my newest hyper-fixation 🫠

[alora @AloraYarbs]

speaking from personal experience - it's also a joke that you will ~literally~ never live down

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

No piece of comedy is as funny as your friend accidentally saying a word a little bit wrong

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

The Dogs of 2022

[alora @AloraYarbs]

2 is better than 1!!

[latke @latkedelrey]

no but it’s so cool that sometimes when you go to adopt a cat they’re like “oh. well he comes with this other cat because they’re best friends and have to be together”

[alora @AloraYarbs]

my mom always managed to do both on the same tree

[Ben Mankiewicz @BenMank77]

Those who are the least self-aware are the ones who are the least self-aware.

[alora @AloraYarbs]

@sunshine_elysa okay, mood

[alora @AloraYarbs]

idk what it is about visiting home, but I don't drink a single drop of water while here. Soda only.

[alora @AloraYarbs]

i'm so annoyed that you can edit your tweets now

[lydia chlamydia @lydia_meredith]

Like And RT!!!!!!!

[alora @AloraYarbs]

on the trolley rn and there's a woman sitting behind me who is talking to herself, laughing, and snapping her fingers and I'm like are you casting spells or what

[Disney @Disney]

Leaf it to Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse to make the most of Fall fun!