Parker Lewis

Just a guy with a Twitter. Don’t really use it but oh well

[Parker Lewis @AlparkaLewis]

Why tf are they playing the numa song in Walmart 😮‍💨

[Destiny 2 Team @Destiny2Team]

@PigsluvBacon @yesdog96 @Luckstruck9 @Jobbotoesgarden Do not go quietly...

[LukeCB14 @LukeCB14]

🚨BREAKING🚨

Zohran Mamdani is forcing New Yorkers to play Master Crota's End with him.

"I want the armor set bonus for my solar titan build."

[Parker Lewis @AlparkaLewis]

I do not think, therefore I am not

[Double Trouble (Rampant) @D_Trouble453]

“PLEASE BUNGIE I'LL DO ANYTHING! I'LL FUCKING SUCK YOUR DICK! YOU WANT ME TO EAT YOUR SHIT? I'LL EAT YOUR FUCKING SHIT!!!"

[Parker Lewis @AlparkaLewis]

“Head up, king”

Turns out I’m just the king of wrong dialogue options

[Bunny ♡ @consvmingbvnny]

Butthole Regret (Dave's Hot Chicken)

[Parker Lewis @AlparkaLewis]

How’re you gonna be a grown ass adult and still say “Dark Vader” 😔

[Parker Lewis @AlparkaLewis]

But like for real (it’s pretty good)

[Parker Lewis @AlparkaLewis]

Sippin on the weight of what remains 😔

[TT Games @TTGames]

Happy Star Wars Day.

#MayThe4thBeWithYou

[Parker Lewis @AlparkaLewis]

Oh Dave’s Hot Chicken
I savor every bite, then
Hellfire and Brimstone

[Parker Lewis @AlparkaLewis]

How it feels to go nonverbal at the function

[Parker Lewis @AlparkaLewis]

There’s a child singing It’s Raining Tacos and it might just be the second best performance I’ve ever had

[Bunny ♡ @consvmingbvnny]

Smokin on dat shit dat gave Austin Powers

[Parker Lewis @AlparkaLewis]

I’m so goddamn hung(over) 😎

[Parker Lewis @AlparkaLewis]

Did you really eat takoyaki if you didn’t scald tf out of your mouth on the first bite?🤔

[Star Wars Holocron @sw_holocron]

ANDOR creator Tony Gilroy says the Trump administration is using “the same [Fascism for Dummies] book” he used to write the Empire in the show.

“So you get out your Fascism for Dummies book for the 15 things you do, and we tried to include as many of them as we could in the most artful way possible. How were we supposed to know that this clown car in Washington was going to basically use the same book that we used? So I don’t think it’s prescience so much as the sad familiarity of fascism and the karaoke menu of things that you go through to do it.”

(Source: https://t.co/gnltnYOvyE)

[DETONATED @DETONATEDcom]

‘Der Eisendrache’ in #CallofDuty Black Ops 3 Zombies released 10 Years Ago Today ❄️ 🏰

February 2nd, 2016.